THE ONE WEEK I DON'T RUN TOWARD THE OCEAN SCREAMING SUUUUURRRRFFFF TIIIIIME
Instead I hide under my bed rocking back and forth, thinking about how thanks to Discovery, I know that shark bites don't hurt that bad 'cause they bite out all the nerves so cleanly. It's like showing a gory hazard video for like ... the fryers at McDonalds to the guy who drops the nuggets before he drops them. ... crap, nuggets, now I want some but I'm hiding under a blanket BECAUSE I ALSO HAVE TESTICLES THIS WEEK FFFFF