Anders does a spicy shimmy! (mybffjustice) wrote in valarnet, @ 2013-06-19 20:23:00 |
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Current mood: | amused |
Entry tags: | anders, verity |
Imagine having an actual discussion with a cat about why he has to be neutered while he tries to convince you that "my owner is a bit simpleminded at best, and prefers the company of other women. She will have no idea whether you have removed my testicles or not and I would prefer to remain intact. My dignity and manhood must be respected here. You do understand, don't you? She's already named me Mr. Fuzzbutt. Where do I retain any sense of pride from THAT?"
I will say, however, that dogs going under anesthetic and coming out of it are the most hilarious thing that I have ever heard, and all the surgeries went smoothly, so there's that. Having my cat berate me for forgetting to change the litter this morning on the way to work though, is something it'll take some getting used to.
How's everybody else in this?