Good day sirs and gentlewomen. I'm Howard Moon. Not to toot my own horn during an introduction, but I'm a bit of a renaissance man. Creativity oozes out of all of my pores. I'm an actor of the stage, photographer, zookeeper, merchant of fine collectibles, poet, novelist, and a multi-instrumentalist.
I've come to feast my mind upon this network like a stalking animal, hungry to devour your words and comments with my eyeballs. Speaking of eyeballs, allow me to unveil my latest in my trademark gritty beatnik haiku:
o long dead bird twisted on my doorway mat fly on your eyeball
And
behind the bins old man wearing brown trousers reeking of cack
I'm eager to meet other intellectuals and artistes in the area. What's one do for a bit of enlightened fun?