|for sale (lily_pots) wrote in valarnet,|
@ 2013-05-05 17:12:00
|Entry tags:||arya stark, james potter, lily evans, oliver queen (green arrow), remus lupin|
Oh, Mother's Day! Whoever thought up that holiday should be kissed. Preferably by an attractive member of the opposite sex. Or, you know, of the same sex if they swing that way. No judgement here.
I'll just leave my list of demands here where Harry and James can read. If anyone else wants to send me random letters of love or presents to show they care I wouldn't be opposed.
THINGS MAMA LILY WANTS FOR MOTHER'S DAY
01. Breakfast in bed (duh. And a real breakfast, not just cereal and milk you wankers)
02. A bouquet of flowers to show you care
03. A Kindle Fire and a amazon.com gift certificate so I can buy books (it's not much of a present without that last part amirite?)
04. Expensive jewelry, but nothing that says "Mom" or "Mother" on it. I don't want people knowing how hard I had to work for this body.
05. An expensive candle that smells like French Oak so I can take a really nice bath.
06. Throw some nice bubble bath in here too.
07. Fine, James. You can get in the bathtub too.
08. But only after you buy me dinner.