Damn you, Ned Stark [It's 4am when the voice of reason (Ned Stark) and its little brother (Single Malt Scotch) beat stubbornness into submission. Robert's almost apologetic, almost contrite - enough that lying won't hurt too much. Can't be arsed to set up a filter - couldn't if he wanted to since he doesn't know the women's names.]
Dear Ms Hysteria Tony Stark's Surgeon,
Calling you the worst doctor in the world and a failure over the lack of a TV was uncalled for and unjustified. I meant every word but I'm sorry for insulting you in such a rude and childish manner and I hope you can forgive me.
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Dear Ms Tony Stark's Insane Girlfriend Tony Stark's Partner,
I shouldn't have sent the strippers. An ICU isn't a place for fun when crazy bitches like you are around that kind of thing and I didn't mean to aggravate him or you. It was inappropriate and I'd like to apologise for my arsehole behaviour.