Mmm, so I'm wondering if I fit the 'thug' description there or the 'political dissident.' At least one is accurate.
Clearly holding food drives is an intimidation tactic now. Who knows what evil men can wreak with canned goods? We could throw them through windows; like Santa with more property destruction. Soon she'll be calling us all dirty Commies. Maybe we should get monogrammed jackets, guys?
By the way, I am actually a clean socialist, so I give you all fair warning.