Yeah, that doesn't work if you have to work right away in the morning. That, and society tends to frown upon people trying to order vodka at 8AM. Those people are alcoholics.
I was. Stefan was ... he was wonderful, but he was murdered. It's - not all women want manly, dashing men to sweep them off of their feet. Most of us just want to be understood and have someone stand by us. Good sex doesn't hurt either.
One gime he just walked up and grabbed my boob. I flicked his ear, and he fell over, but flirted with me on the way down. He's a miracle of nature.