The Shire is where us hobbit-folk live! Surely you've heard of us! And Planet Earth? You mean Middle Earth, right? That's where I'm from-- we're all from!
2011? That makes no sense! Everything here looks so odd. People all in fancy clothing everywhere. And it's wet. Really damp and wet here. Never heard of a Paris, France before. Let's see... This paper in my pocket says I'm from England. Where is that?!