It is only nonsensical to someone who has no idea of the inclinations of a banana in eternity's means! How have you not ran across a banana? A glorious fruit of the tropics, I shall have a batch sent to you immediately.
Ah! Yes, look at my poor manners. I am Prince Vlad Dracula, the last of the noble family of the Order of the Dracul who reigned Transylvania and Romania throughout hundreds of years of war. A friend of Penelope's. Most people are quite pleased to call me by Vlad.