Dude. Worst part? I'm related to the guy who runs the place. Not the warden, but the guy who's behind the whole show. I got chewed out every time I got wasted. . . it's gonna be weird not seeing him anymore, though. Wow, is this gonna be one of those things that sinks in over time?
Aw, damn. And here I was planning on affixing myself to your leg as a semi-permanent special feature. Also, 5'7", around 120 lbs.