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Alistair (ex_bastardpr179) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-11-19 19:13:00

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alistair, annorah winchester, dani winchester, inspector meg thatcher, wynne, zevran arainai

I'm not sure where I am, but I'm pretty sure it's not Ferelden.

Does anyone know how to get back to Denerim from here? I don't think the Darkspawn will just wait for me to return from my vacationing in Wherever-This-Place-Is before going back to destroying everything I know and love.

I'm not even sure how I ended up here to begin with.

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	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 06:42 am UTC (link)
	I'm only interested in women, thank you very much! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-11-20 06:44 am UTC (link)
	And yet the more you say that, the more it seems as if you are only saying so to convince yourself. However, I jest. You are manly while you are stabbing things, which, luckily enough for you, is frequently. I leave it at that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 06:54 am UTC (link)
	Good! I wouldn't want anyone thinking I was some sort of wilting lilyflower. Especially not now. SO, now that there's no Blight to worry about, no Darkspawn to defeat, and no Grey Warden to owe your life and loyalty to, what are you doing? Besides the obvious, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-11-20 06:56 am UTC (link)
	Of course you're not. You would be a flower with a much more masculine odor. Well, I found the local guild, and I am doing work for them. A bit of this, a bit of that. I like to stay busy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:02 am UTC (link)
	Up to no good, no doubt. And if there's a way back to Ferelden? If I find a way? Or if the Lady Warden somehow ends up here, then what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-11-20 07:03 am UTC (link)
	Well, of course, we are not a guild of basketweavers. You know the answer to that, Alistair. I am no Templar, but I do keep my promises. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:12 am UTC (link)
	A guild of basketweavers? I'd really like to see you join that one. Or maybe a guild of quilters. I could use a warm blanket. I'm glad. Then. I don't want us breaking up even though we're divided. There's still the Blight and the Darkspawn to be worried about, and we need to be ready for it at any moment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-11-20 07:14 am UTC (link)
	Why use a blanket when you can try a number of other, more exciting techniques for staying warm? While I am enjoying my time here, Antiva is my home. I don't want the Blight to further its campaign any more than you do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:16 am UTC (link)
	Because unlike some of our traveling companions, I have morals. How long have you been here, anyway? Have you spoken to Wynne? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-11-20 07:17 am UTC (link)
	I take it you are implying that I do not? I assure you that you are incorrect. Mine are just not quite so rigid as yours. I prefer rigidity to be in other parts of my being. I've been here about a week, perhaps two. I have spoken to her! I quite missed her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:20 am UTC (link)
	All right, then. Just where do you draw the line? Were you there, at the final battle? Not you, but you-you. The you you are right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-11-20 07:24 am UTC (link)
	It depends on my partner. I assume you are speaking of intimate relations, yes? As confusing as your last statement was, the last thing I recall was being at camp, trying very hard to ignore you and the other Warden flirting. Badly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:28 am UTC (link)
	I am not bad at flirting! And as a matter of fact, I am! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-11-20 07:30 am UTC (link)
	Yes. You are a master of seduction. How can I forget this. Bad, bad Zevran. I will do anything my partner requests so long as they find it pleasurable, and so long as I find it the same way. Which means I am very lucky; there is little I do not enjoy. If it brings happiness, and they wish it, why not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:34 am UTC (link)
	Don't you ever want to have sex with someone you love? What would happen if you ever fell in love, anyway? Would you continue to philander with anything that moves, or would you find some way to control yourself? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-11-20 07:36 am UTC (link)
	I ask you this respectfully, Alistair, and I will only ask it once. Do not talk about that which you do not understand. Especially when it comes to that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:40 am UTC (link)
	I never claimed to-- Oh, nevermind. It was stupid of me to bring it up to begin with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-11-20 07:42 am UTC (link)
	Yes it was. But it's all right. Now that you are here, you must try pudding. They have it where it comes in these delightfully wasteful little cups that you only use once! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:44 am UTC (link)
	Have you seen the moving pictures? Do you know what makes them move? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-11-20 07:45 am UTC (link)
	Yes! I have no idea what makes them move, but I'm assured there are no magic'd people inside of the television set. I am fond of what they call 'cartoons', they're drawings. Some of them are quite funny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:46 am UTC (link)
	Not as funny as Oghren when he's drunk, I'm sure! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-11-20 07:48 am UTC (link)
	At least the cartoons have no discernible odor. A point in their favor, I feel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:49 am UTC (link)
	That's for sure! The other day he fell over drunk. Wouldn't stop yelling out "asschaps" over and over. You could smell the liquor on him from halfway across the camp. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2009-11-20 07:51 am UTC (link)
	I was always afraid he'd stumble too near the bonfire and kill us all while we slept. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-20 07:55 am UTC (link)
	We were definitely an unusual group. Never thought I'd be fighting Darkspawn alongside a Bard or a Dwarf or a Golem, to be honest with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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