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Tweak says, "I lose my shoe..."

Mephistopheles (feedsmycontempt) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-11-03 10:25:00

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I don't know whether to be pleased or fucking pissed. There's millions more followers and imps now.

Hey! If you're a new demon, don't fuck with my food. I'll fucking turn you into slippers.

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	parallelagent 2009-11-04 04:07 am UTC (link)
	Demonic AXtermination Services are already on the case. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	feedsmycontempt 2009-11-04 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Save the hides and the brains and perhaps I'll teach you how to tan your own. Demonskin is particularly good for coats. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	parallelagent 2009-11-04 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Oooh, that's so right up my alley! But is getting within 500 feet of one of the bigger bads worth a coat? ...How good a coat are we talking here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

feedsmycontempt
2009-11-04 04:31 am UTC (link)

You'd have to get that close to me to learn. Quite close in fact. But I swear on my name and the name of my creator that no harm will come to you in my presence. I just don't like my turf being stepped on, and since you feel a desire to help, human, I'll be glad to reward you.

Depending on the skin of the fool that gets killed, I'd say it would last you and your family four generations if tanned and treated right. Modern armor also needs a certain... fashion to it.

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parallelagent
2009-11-04 04:51 am UTC (link)

Nah I assure you my motivations are entirely selfish. Theraputic, even.

So 'bout 320 years-ish? Huh. Never been into keeping body parts around, but if it keeps me in leather for that long... Hell It's been rare when anything lasts me even close to 80. Laserburns and whatnot aside.

Think I'll take you up on that then. You can have as many of these corpses as you want. A fucking kriff-load.

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	feedsmycontempt 2009-11-04 04:58 am UTC (link)
	I'll meet you wherever you feel more at ease to meet me with a pile of carcasses, and I'll bring the supplies necessary to tan the hides of the creatures. Make sure the bodies are fresh. When they've cooled, the skin is no good and is already decaying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	parallelagent 2009-11-04 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Ain't a good spot on the planet for a pile of the dead, but since I lack a ship and the world's in too much chaos to notice I'll meet you at Sea World [address]. It's closed on account of insanity. I'll be in the big frakkin trailer they use to haul the whales around. Eh, I'll just have to keep 'em alive til you get here then. Mostly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feedsmycontempt 2009-11-04 05:12 am UTC (link)
	Good. I will see you there, then. And don't dare to cross me, and we'll be fine. (Reply to this) (Parent)