I hear there's a need for piratical garb. I just so happen to be an expert on said, and happen to have plenty of left over from god-knows-when. Sneaky keeps sending over crates of our things, and it seems that a few of them just so happen to have things that Jack and I stashed away back when ruffles were in fashion. ... From about the TIME we stashed it away. It's practically new.
Anyway, if you were planning on being a pirate this coming Hallowe'en, don't bother wasting your money. Just let me know where to send it, and what your general measurements are.