I like ice cream just as much as the next guy. Especially when it comes with the little chocolate fish...y'know the one that I'm talkin' about. Has marshmellows and stuff. I like it the most 'cause I get a sick pleasure knowin' that somewhere out there a 'super hero' who won't be named is crying as I eat the melt-in-your-mouth version of his friends. Serves him right.
My point is the next time I get locked in a freezer I'm not goin t'be happy. DO I LOOK LIKE FROSTY THE SNOWMAN!? I don't even have a cool hat or eyes made out of coal! And if I did I'd turn them into freakin' diamonds. Sure, it's fun for the first little bit, and then you start gettin' frost bite in places that should never be that cold.