|David (Animorphs) (traitorousrat) wrote in undertherainbow,|
@ 2009-02-23 01:42:00
|Current music:||"On the Run" -Virus Syndicate|
|Entry tags:||david, elizabeth tudor, marco, melpomene, soren skwigelf|
Paper due on this book we're reading in two weeks. The teacher went around the room, asking everyone to tell him our topics.
The guy across from me said, "I'm going to approach the text through the lenses of different theories and examine various themes."
So I stood up and said, "You sir are a bullshit artist, and that is the vaguest statement I've ever heard. Ever."
Okay, I wasn't that calm about it. Not my fault that dick had an inchoate mass of bromidic nothings for a thesis.
At least I got all my homework done in detention.