See, you got one thing almost right there. Teja? Teja's a total douchebag, no matter how... weirdly nice he is right now. Which is kind of creepy. Make that super creepy. I'm not going to jinx it because I know how much this means to you but I really don't think that he'd start putting his dick in my sister without considering the consequences of my wrath should something bad happen to you. Or making up his mind to give you three dates test run. I mean, come on. It's Teja. Everything needs a trial basis.
You know, I don't know. I think you're just supposed to toss them delicately to the floor not like, chuck them at the aisles of people. Not that it matters, it was perfect how you did it. And oh my god, you know I'm not going to feel bad that you-not-you was there and you weren't! Lilo, you were there in my heart, and that's what matters.