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Tweak says, "you love riding it"

Tara Mae Thornton (adevilinher) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-10-29 16:15:00

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missouri mosley, soren skwigelf, tara thornton

Oh hell no, I did not just get sucked up by some tornado. Do I look like fucking Dorothy? This has got to be some sort of fucking dream.

And Jesus Christ, it's freezing. This ain't right. This just ain't right.

Where the fuck am I?

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	twiceloved 2008-10-29 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	The fact that there's pretty much a thousand of us displaced souls, some of us with talents and powers most normal people haven't seen speaks to it being real. Or a mass hallucination. But I woke up with a headache, so I don't know why I'd hallucinate that. Oh, I know. A fifteen-year-old girl made it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adevilinher 2008-10-29 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	Powers and talents? Like vampires or somethin' because that ain't so far off from reality. Mass hallucination, that's fuckin' funny, you should be a goddamned comedian. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-10-29 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	We have a few vampires, but a lot of people can do other stuff. I can light things on fire, shock things, drown stuff, freeze things, blow up buildings - you know, the average. Hey, mass hallucinations happen. Though this one would be really, really elaborate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adevilinher 2008-10-29 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	You can do magic, in other words. A'right, I'm callin' bullshit on this whole thing. I know the Lord works in mysterious ways or whatever the fuck you wanna say to justify it, but that ain't fucking possible. Only idiots believe in that shit, and you must think I'm a moron for sayin' it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-10-29 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	I really, really don't. The only reason it doesn't sound crazy to me is that I was born here. I'd say I could show you, but you seem smarter than the type that would meet a random person online. The fact that you've got someone else's ID and someone else's house and someone else's money should say something though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adevilinher 2008-10-29 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I just figured that part out. It's startin' to seem more like a bad practical joke than anything. Anyway, it's been real fun and all? But I gotta figure out where the fuck this address is on my driver's license. Fucking New Jersey. Swear to God if this is some fuckin' hallucination because of somethin' Lafayette did, I'll kill that hooker bitch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-10-29 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, now I know why you're upset. P'ffft. New Jersey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adevilinher 2008-10-29 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	Well, of all the fucking places to be dumped without any clue where I am, it's gotta be on my top ten Why Me places, yeah. You got a name, blondie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

twiceloved
2008-10-29 06:25 pm UTC (link)

You could always move. I know that website's hard on the eyes and you probably don't want to look at it again, but there's these things here called portkeys that make it easy to move around. You probably should, before you get the plague, or start thinking legwarmers are a good idea again.

My name's Soren. What about you? You're too young and pretty to be a ma'am.

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	adevilinher 2008-10-29 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	I never thought leg warmers were a good idea. Tara. Nice to get a name outta you. Says on this fuck-ugly website whatever that one'a those porting things is a couple blocks away. You know how to work them? What do they look like? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-10-29 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	But the New Jerseyness of it all might infect you, like a sickness! Run! Run now! ... I'm sure you're scowling and thinking about how I'm not funny, so I'll just shut up. You just touch them while you think about where you want to go. They look like objects people wouldn't really notice - there should be a list. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adevilinher 2008-10-29 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	Says it's a fencepost. And I see one, but seriously, that's it? That's all it is? Damn. Okay, I'll try it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-10-29 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Just make sure you're thinking about where you want to go. Let me know if you need anything, Tara. Like I said, I was born here, so I know a trick or two about how this place works. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adevilinher 2008-10-29 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	... That... It worked. It WORKED. Okay, so nevermind all the fact that THAT WORKED, I'm at the address and there's a butt ugly Prius in the driveway and this house is fucking huge compared to where I usually live. You sure this place is mine? I mean, it's so... Nice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-10-30 11:10 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, it's yours. We all sort of replace people here, which is creepy and all sorts of morbid so I don't think about it that much. But it's yours legally. You couuld always trade in the Prius? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

adevilinher
2008-10-30 11:17 am UTC (link)

Good news is I don't much care who I replaced, so long as I don't gotta live in cold-ass New Jersey. I'm hopin' the job I got don't mind if I commute, because I sure as hell ain't livin' up here. I gunna put the house on the market, see if I can't move back down home.

Tradin' in the Prius is the first thing I'mma do. I'm missin' my Chevy.

Hey, you know, you ain't so bad for some dude I met on the internet. Thanks, Soren.

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	twiceloved 2008-10-30 11:21 am UTC (link)
	See, I have the opposite problem. I love snow - I grew up in Sweden and London, mostly - but now I live on a tropical island. Not that I'm whining, just saying I miss the snow every now and again. Yeah, I don't really like cars much, and I know that a Prius sucks. They're way too quiet. Cars should rumble! I try. You're welcome, Tara. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adevilinher 2008-10-30 11:24 am UTC (link)
	Wanna trade? It's a nice house, and I sure as hell wouldn't pass up livin' on a tropical island. Damn straight! If you can't hear that shit comin' down the street three blocks away, it ain't a car, it's a fuckin' ghost. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-10-30 11:26 am UTC (link)
	Nah, I'm good. My roommates would be pretty pissed if I traded the whole house, considering it's nto really mine to trade. It's a health hazzard, that's what it is. That, and they sort of look like hair dryers or vibrators. Cars should look like cars, and this is coming from someone who doesn't like going over seventy miles per hour. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

adevilinher
2008-10-30 11:31 am UTC (link)

Shit, you wanna talk about health hazard, you shoulda seen my chevy. Bitch nearly always had somethin' wrong with it, an' I rarely could pay to have it fixed up, so I did the fixin' myself. Kinda miss it, but for what it was worth, it still is better than an uppity yuppity car folks from the City would drive just to say they got it. Shit. Who cares if it's fuel-efficiant, low fuckin' emissions? Does it get you from point A to point B? THAT'S what matters.

As for you not wantin' to go over seventy, well, you an' me both.

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	twiceloved 2008-10-30 11:38 am UTC (link)
	My family has money - a lot of money, but I agree with you about the car thing. Mom and Dad always wanted to buy me one, but I told them I had feet, and that they were good enough for me. Besides, with the portkeys, what the heck do I need a car for? Really? It's nice not to get made fun of for that. My best friend's sort of a speed junkie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

adevilinher
2008-10-30 11:43 am UTC (link)

Good to see you got brains in that head of yours and you don't rely on your looks and parents alone to get by. Says somethin' good about you. Know far too many people who get by on looks alone. Don't know too many people with money, though.

Well, better addicted to adrenaline than addicted to anything else. An' hey, your best friend don't sound too bad. My best friend's getting caught up in all this vampire shit. Been datin' one for a couple months, girl's gunna wind up gettin' herself killed if she ain't careful. Lord only knows what's goin' through her head, messin' 'round with vampires.

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twiceloved
2008-10-30 11:48 am UTC (link)

Sad fact of the matter is that I don't think I have looks. But that's not something I'm going to dump on someone I barely know. My neuroses are pretty well documented with my friends, so maybe someday, but you just got here.

Vampires. Most of the ones I know of are... well, kind of creepy and scary. But I know two that are actually the nicest guys ever. My friend's sort of oddly related to one of them (but he's human). But I understand why you'd be worried. If she ever gets in a tangle with one that's not so nice, I know some hunters that can help you out.

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adevilinher
2008-10-30 11:54 am UTC (link)

And comin' from someone who barely knows you, I can say right now that if anyone had your looks in my town, I'd be lookin' every day. I hear the same shit all the time and it's gunna be hypocritical as hell sayin' it but hang ups or not, you are a good lookin' person. Hell, if my cousin were here, he'd call you a fine piece of ass. Luckily, he ain't.

Well, Sookie knows better than to get involved with the downright nasty ones, I guess. But all vampires where we're from are not to be trusted. You rub 'em the wrong way and you as good as dead.

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twiceloved
2008-10-30 12:00 pm UTC (link)

You shouldn't make Swedes blush. We get really red, and then we're just left open for mockery. And really, everyone I know loves mocking me enough already. Thank you, though, to you and your cousin who isn't here.

The vampires I associate with have gone my entire life not hurting so much as a flea. They feed while they make out with people, and it doesn't hurt any more than dontating blood to a bank. They make use of those, too. There's a couple of good ones, but really, there's a lot of bad ones too. I'll give you Dean and Sam's numbers just in case - [cell numbers]. They're good guys if you're in trouble, just let them know.

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