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Tara Mae Thornton (adevilinher) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-10-29 16:15:00

Entry tags:

missouri mosley, soren skwigelf, tara thornton

Oh hell no, I did not just get sucked up by some tornado. Do I look like fucking Dorothy? This has got to be some sort of fucking dream.

And Jesus Christ, it's freezing. This ain't right. This just ain't right.

Where the fuck am I?

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	twiceloved 2008-10-29 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	Anything I tell you is going to sound crazy - but understand that it's the truth. You just got sucked up by a vortex. It's happened to other people - so much, in fact, that there's a terrifyingly sparkly [website]. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	adevilinher 2008-10-29 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	Huh. And say I don't believe you. What then, huh? Not sayin' I don't, I just sayin' it's hard to believe is all. Heard stranger stuff before and it turned out to be true enough, but shit. And for your information? That website is fucking hideous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-10-29 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	The fact that there's pretty much a thousand of us displaced souls, some of us with talents and powers most normal people haven't seen speaks to it being real. Or a mass hallucination. But I woke up with a headache, so I don't know why I'd hallucinate that. Oh, I know. A fifteen-year-old girl made it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adevilinher 2008-10-29 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	Powers and talents? Like vampires or somethin' because that ain't so far off from reality. Mass hallucination, that's fuckin' funny, you should be a goddamned comedian. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-10-29 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	We have a few vampires, but a lot of people can do other stuff. I can light things on fire, shock things, drown stuff, freeze things, blow up buildings - you know, the average. Hey, mass hallucinations happen. Though this one would be really, really elaborate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adevilinher 2008-10-29 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	You can do magic, in other words. A'right, I'm callin' bullshit on this whole thing. I know the Lord works in mysterious ways or whatever the fuck you wanna say to justify it, but that ain't fucking possible. Only idiots believe in that shit, and you must think I'm a moron for sayin' it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	whapuwiffaspoon 2008-10-29 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	See that somebody's already given you the website. Could you tell it'd been designed by a preteen girl? Other than that all I can tell you is get used to it. And maybe get a coat if you're from somewhere warmer than you ended up. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	adevilinher 2008-10-29 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	That explains the sparkles and smiley faces. Don't explain what it says much, though. I'm from Louisiana. I don't know where this is, but it sure as hell ain't Bon Temps. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whapuwiffaspoon 2008-10-29 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	Most folks tend to wind up in London, know I did, but I've heard that others end up in New York. I'm from Kansas myself, at least it was still summer when I got dropped into London, it's not now though. Check your pockets, should have an ID somewhere, congratulations on the new house. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

adevilinher
2008-10-29 06:05 pm UTC (link)

London? London England? Oh, you gotta be fuckin' pullin' my chain.

Haven't been that far north. Mama and I never traveled, furthest I ever been is Shreveport.

Yeah, yeah. Now this is soundin' like a bad prank. I swear, if I find out that good for nothin' Jason Stackhouse is in on this, I'm gunna whoop his ass.

Holy shit, I'm in New Jersey?? How the fuck did that happen? And why do I got an address there?

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whapuwiffaspoon
2008-10-29 09:46 pm UTC (link)

I don't know any Stackhouses, Jason, good-for-nothing or otherwise. Be a helluva thing if he was behind it though, hundreds of people getting yanked up by a storm, dropped off here. I'd wonder how he did it.

Well, at least Jersey's better than London. Sort of. Relatively speaking. And you've got that address because in order for you to be here, you got dropped into somebody else. You ever watch Quantum Leap?

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	adevilinher 2008-10-30 09:54 am UTC (link)
	I kinda figured all that out now, yeah. You know, I think I dropped into some model girl's life. I know I'm pretty, but model pretty? Shoot. Oh, and I'm sorry, I'm being terribly rude again, I'm Tara Thornton. Thanks for your help, miss. I ain't' EVER been in a position like this, and what you said helped me out yesterday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	robyngraves 2008-10-29 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	Huh. More of 'em every day. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	adevilinher 2008-10-29 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	Is that supposed to be a comment about my skin color, lady? Cuz I sure enough will whoop your skinny white ass if it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	robyngraves 2008-10-29 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	Because in a world that mashes up every single type of human, super-human, creature, or god imaginable, with skin color ranging from orange to green to pure white to black, I totally have the time to be a bigot based on race. No thank you, I hate everyone with absolute equality. And no. You couldn't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adevilinher 2008-10-29 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	Green skin. Are you fucking serious? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	robyngraves 2008-10-29 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yeah. I've seen a kid running around these boards with green skin. I wasn't even on hallucinogens that day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adevilinher 2008-10-29 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	That day, huh? Yeah okay, I'm goin' to just quit while I'm ahead witchu and stop the conversation here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	lewdgreendude 2008-10-29 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	What are you, racist against Verdant-Americans? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adevilinher 2008-10-30 09:32 am UTC (link)
	Honey, I wouldn't have even had the chance. You're the first green person I ever saw. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dangerwhore 2008-10-29 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	Tara! Thank god, I been hopin' you'd show up. Yeah, I know, s'all crazy, but those key things actually work. Where you end up? 'New friend'a mine set me up with'a place outside th'City. 'Plenny big 'nough, f'you got stuck up North like I did. (Reply to this) (Thread)

adevilinher
2008-10-29 07:21 pm UTC (link)

Sookie! Sookie girl, you got in this mess, too? Jesus, it's really a fucking trip. I just got to the address on my driver's license and it's this real nice house, with plants all over and a huge TV. It's like I walked into the fuckin' Twilight Zone though, got pictures of me all over the place. Professionally done pictures. Like some sort of model shots. I can not believe this.

Where you at? I dunno if I can handle much more of this.

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	dangerwhore 2008-10-29 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	'Least they set you up nice, I got stuck in New York City. Migrane don't even begin t'cover it. No, I don't know who did it. Nobody does, 'seems. 'Least nobody seems willin' t'say. [Address, outside New Orleans]. M'gettin' this whole travel thing down, 'could be t'you in a few minutes, f'you tell me where y'are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

adevilinher
2008-10-29 07:38 pm UTC (link)

Well, certainly ain't Jason's fault, now I know this is all true. Thought this was his playin' a practical joke on me or somethin'. Then again, he wouldn't have the brains to do somethin' so complex.

[Address in New Jersey] Ain't no way in hell I'm goin' out the door until I figure out who the hell I'm supposed to be in this twisted world. Ring twice, just to be sure it's you.

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	dangerwhore 2008-10-29 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	'Fore you go there, too, 'ain't those creep vampires, neither. Ain't none'a them here, least not that bothered me, yet. A'ight, I can try t'make m'way there. Might take me a while, but s'not so hard. 'Want me t'bring anythin' on m'way? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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