*strolls in with cup o' tea in one hand, a stack of updates in the other* *drops cup o' tea and stack of updates*
*screams bloody murder*
THEY'RE STEALING ME CRAFTY CHARMS!!!!
*grabs nearby prototype broom*
*is hoisted into the air*
*shrieks* DOWN!!! DOWN!!!
*broom flies higher*
*remembers she is a crafty witch but is terrified to let go of the broom* (Falling means ouchies)
*spies little green hoodlums gathering beneath her*
*decides to let go and squash the thieves*
*lets go, drops, prays she avoids the broken china*
(a thunderous CRASH!!!!! shakes the crafty room and the little beasts scatter)
*inspects the damage to self and tea spattered updates...*
*mutters* Thievin' leprechauns...can't trust 'em for nothin'...but take one step near their stupid cauldrons with "gold," and they are ALL over you like spider monkeys. Blasted relatives....
( *attempts to read the tea-soaked updates* ) *sets about mopping up tea and forcing broom back in the corner*
*makes note to send an owl to Weasley Wizarding Wheezies about their trick brooms....They're excellent*