I'm pimping an anonymous Boosh kink meme over on LJ by emptypantry. The rules:
-- ANONYMOUSLY post a kink request you've always wanted to read about, but were too shy to ask for/write it yourself. -- Others will ANONYMOUSLY reply to your request with a ficlet/drabble/whatever. -- You can make and fulfil as many requests as you like. -- Feedback is fine, but keep it ANONYMOUS, please. :> -- No nit-picking, ganging up, dissing others' kinks, or whathaveyou. Be nice! >:O
I have to warn you that this post is both of an incredibly adult nature, and frequently hilarious.