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It seems in lieu of door prizes, the fairies opted for something a little more exciting in the way of parting gifts. I'm incorporeal, which admittedly has its advantages and disadvantages. I suppose I had better get used to it, seeing as I'm destined for a future where only my consciousness lives on, should the portal ever send me back to my own timeline. Still, it is rather inconvenient.
I don't suppose anyone would like to cover my classes at university for me?