I have never seen a device like this in my life. Am I using it correctly? I suppose I'll have to wait for a response.
I found the reception here to be highly unfriendly. Forcing me to have an inoculation against my will. Such indignity! As if I chose to come here, on the strangest holiday cruise I have ever seen. Is there even a way to go home?
There also seems to be some sort of mistake. My roommate appears to be a man.