|Veronica Mars (marshmallowmars) wrote in the100,|
@ 2016-04-19 08:27:00
|Entry tags:||!trigger, georgina kincaid, jessica drew / spider-woman (616), nathan wuornos, sherlock holmes (elementary), veronica mars|
[ Filtered to Law Enforcement ]
I've solved the the case of the missing file. You're not going to like it. Good news - we got the right guy on the Spellman robbery itself. Bad news is that Law Enforcement Officer Raul Hatchett was having an affair with Eva Wentz and left a belt that can clearly be seen in one of the crime scene photos of the Spellman residence. He took the file to avoid the news of the affair getting out, which-- oopsie.
He's currently locked in the utility closet outside the kitchens. Don't worry, my brawny-yet-sensitive boyfriend is standing in front of the door and and waiting for you guys to arrest him. Hatchett's confessed to everything, which from what I understand is enough grounds to release him without trial because he's a nice guy, but I figured I'd let you people do some paperwork for once.
(Incidentally, I'd figured it out before Storybrooke, but I didn't have time to get the confession I needed before being whisked away on a magical adventure full of love and light. Also incidentally, unless you have a comment about this case, don't poke the bear. Today is not a good day, and tomorrow's not looking great either. Thank you.)
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[ Filtered to Stacker Pentecost ]
I've already spoken to Fenris about this, but if you'd like, I wouldn't mind staying friends. We don't have to be nice friends. We can be wryly-observant obnoxious friends, like Statler and Waldorf. Let me know.
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[ Filtered Private: TRIGGER WARNING for mentions of rape ]
Oh Veronica. Just can't keep from hitting that wasp nest, can you? I thought about not taking this personally - gave it a real ponder - but at the end of the day when people are telling victims of a mind-screwing spell that they sound angry and that the perpetrator made a mistake, I just can't help but think of my dear friend Officer Lamb smiling at me over his desk the day I told him I thought I'd been raped:
Look at this! She cries! I'll tell you what, Veronica Mars — why don't you go see the Wizard. Ask for a little backbone.