Thank God tongues heal fast. Jeez. 0/10. Do not recommend. Although ice cream 10/10, do recommend. Even if the stomach ache is never going to teach me any lessons ever.
It helps having a doctors note to get out of answering questions in school too.
[ALL BARTONS + NATASHA + JAMES] I MADE FOOD AT SCHOOL AND BURNED NOTHING DOWN!
I am planning on recreating my success at home, I will require one volunteer on hand with a fire extinguisher in case something goes wrong. Sarcastic comments are not required, but enforcement is not entirely possible.
I swear no one will die from eating it, so ... everyone needs to come.