The Snape_Potter Daft Day Snarry Swap

Recipient: whitecotton
Title: Animal Husbandry (Not Really What It Sounds Like)
Author: eeyore9990
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~4800
Warning(s): *Wildly inappropriate humour and Wizard of Oz references. Also, ritualistic sex and the sacrificing of animals.*
Prompt/Summary: In which Snape fists a sheep, thestrals die, and Harry turns to Snape for help (the sexy kind). Well, two out of three ain't bad.
A/N: whitecotton, you bring so much joy and happiness to fandom that I really wanted to do the same for you. Thanks to alisanne for the awesome 11th hour beta when everyone else was snowed under. Literally.


( Animal Husbandry (Not Really What It Sounds Like) )

Recipient: dingochow
Title: 101 Uses for Frog Parts in Potions Making (or How Harry Almost Became an Ingredient)
Author/Artist: eeyore9990
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Jurassic Park science, threesome (SS/HP/RL), slightly cracky… oh, and Firewhisky: The Undeniable Plot Device of Doom. AU.
Prompt/Summary: Harry has difficulty mastering Animagus transfiguration; Remus and Snape are there to help.
Word Count: ~5100
Author/Artist's Note: This was entirely too much fun to write, dingochow. Thank you for the excellent prompts! Thanks also to unbroken_halo and kathrynthegreat for all the suggestions, opinions, and cheerleading, to my beta alisanne, and to the mods for allowing me to take part in the fun.


( Spoiler: Harry Croaks )