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snarrymod (snarrymod) wrote in snarry_games,
@ 2009-08-18 07:50:00

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Team Cauldron Entry (FIC): "Harry Potter and His Incredible, Dumb Luck!" By Eeyore9990
Title: Harry Potter and His Incredible, Dumb Luck!
Author: eeyore9990
Team: Cauldron, whoot!
Genre(s): Alive and Kicking (EWE)
Prompt(s): Seeking Knowledge, Go West
Rating/Warnings/Kinks: NC-17; Warnings: Highlight if you wish to know: *Bottom AND Top Snape, Forced Sex (not rape), EWE*
Word Count: ~11,700
Author Notes/Disclaimers/Betas Beta'd by Team Cauldron and Nomeci. Everyone rocks so hard. This fic was inspired by some world events as well as this study. Dedicated to ptyx whose birthday (several years ago) spawned my research on this bunny.

Summary: In which Harry proves himself a god… just not a sex god.

"Harry Potter and His Incredible, Dumb Luck!"

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	snarry_fan7 2009-08-18 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	Most wonderful work! I love how you've written Snape, and Harry's reactions to everything are so perfect. The sex was awesome (when is it not when it's the Snarry? lmao) and the ending grand.~Sophia (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 03:36 pm UTC

	alienor77310 2009-08-18 04:22 pm UTC (link)
	Let poor Harry get a little sex-god training with Snape, and I'm sure he'll improve! Meanwhile, that's another example of how awesome Team CAULDRON is! (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 03:36 pm UTC

	house_elf 2009-08-18 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	That was fabulous! I loved how snarky Snape was even whilst naked infront of hundreds of strangers - and I will be calling man-bits "dangling participles" from now on. (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 03:37 pm UTC

	maymak 2009-08-18 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my God, that was brilliant and hilarious! Thank you, thank you, I loved the story! (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 03:37 pm UTC

	vividzephyr 2009-08-18 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	I love it! Harry's almost clingy attitude towards Snape was so sweet and the ancient Brazilian hidden city was really neat. (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 03:37 pm UTC

	shadowess 2009-08-18 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	yay I loved this! You captured the snark perfectly! the interaction between Harry and Severus is spot on. the public deflowering was hot, awkward and realistic, and hot ^_^ You also managed to convey the research behind this without making it feel info-dumpy. Go Cauldron! (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 03:37 pm UTC

	ex_lilyseyes671 2009-08-18 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	This is a brilliant story! From Snape sacrificing himself - twice! - on the 'rock' to Harry's desperate desire to have Snape stay, this was soooo good! I loved it! (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 03:38 pm UTC

	naatz 2009-08-18 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	laughs hysterically Donkey, this was A LOT BETTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. Oh, God, I was laughing so hard at certain parts. Hilarious, I tell you, hilarious. I think my favourite was when Snape was naked and Harry commented on it, and Snape said "I hadn't noticed." Oh, God. Priceless. Truly priceless. \|Meduza\| (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 03:39 pm UTC

naatz, 2009-08-21 09:08 am UTC

	alisanne 2009-08-18 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	Ahahahahaha! You know how I feel about this story, so all I'll say is BRILLIANT, as always, babe! Hilarious and sexy and the one liners KILLED me! g Loved it. Yay Team! (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 03:39 pm UTC

	green_grrl 2009-08-18 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	ROTFLMAO! Atlanteans Made Them Do It! ♥ And Harry is pants at it! ♥ ♥ ♥ Well, practice will make perfect, I'm sure. Absolutely adorable. :D (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 03:40 pm UTC

	fancypantsdylan 2009-08-18 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	I absolutely loved this, your Snape was just right. Harry's reactions to everything were priceless, the sex was hot but awkward I think Harry needs a little more training doing the sex-god thing. Lovely ending, I liked that it didn't take much to convince Severus to stay (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 03:40 pm UTC

	centaury_squill 2009-08-18 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	dangling participles - mwhahaha! Thanks for giving me (another) good laugh. Great story, Eey! (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 04:12 pm UTC

	torino10154 2009-08-18 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	Absolutely fantastic! I just love the natives, Harry's god status, the virgin sacrifice. They are both so IC. Wonderful work, Eey. (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 04:19 pm UTC

	doriszka 2009-08-18 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	It was incredible! I enjoyed it soo much! Thank you (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 04:20 pm UTC

veridari
2009-08-18 08:36 pm UTC (link)

How in the HELL did you manage to write something so hilarious and so frickin' hot in scenes where both giggles and GUH's were happening simultanously?? Oh, I think I love you. :)

I'm going to giggle about this for the rest of the day for sure. Their banter was brilliant. Poor mortified (yet turned on Harry) and Snape getting deflowered and keeping his snarky wit without missing a beat. You're amazing!

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eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 04:20 pm UTC

atypicalsnowman
2009-08-18 09:03 pm UTC (link)

Oh, God I loved this! I'm rec'ing it on SeverusSighs immediately after I finish this review.

I love your Harry and how beautifully clueless he is, but not an idiot. And your Snape is absolutely perfect.

You had me laughing so hard at parts of this and your humor is just so right-on.

Really, I adored this. It's just wonderful. Making thesewarmstars read it RIGHT NOW.

*stands and applauds*

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eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 04:21 pm UTC

	carpet_diemon 2009-08-18 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Hee. Loved it! (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 04:21 pm UTC

	auntmuriel 2009-08-18 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	Loved all the snark and humor in this. Harry is such a well-meaning numbskull. And with his dumb luck he'd be mistaken for a god and plied with virgins. I hate when that happens! But he has learned how to research: "I'd ask Hermione." Hilarious story. (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 04:21 pm UTC

	1taintedsoul 2009-08-18 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Wonderful. I loved the very IC Snape and Harry snarking/bumbling. Funny all the way through,I especially loved 'dangling participles'!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 04:21 pm UTC

	miriravan 2009-08-19 12:05 am UTC (link)
	Oh, brilliant! I love Snape's snarkiness, and Hermione's glee at being right, and the quirky lost tribe of Atlantis hidden away in the jungle and most of all Harry and his (yes, it's true) incredible, dumb luck. Laughed my ass off, I did. Well done! (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 04:22 pm UTC

	psyfic 2009-08-19 12:11 am UTC (link)
	All is well, indeed! This was priceless. Two virgins for the price of one and no, Harry, you're not pants at it, you're 18, that's all. g Mm... what a deflowering! I'm sure they'll never forget it, even when they're both over a hundred and recounting how they got together to the grandchildren. :D This one is going in my "Keepers" folder. Brava! Very well done! (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 04:22 pm UTC

	synn 2009-08-19 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Ah, that was adorable. Loved Snape here, and Harry, but snape's snark was excellent : ) (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 04:26 pm UTC

	unbroken_halo 2009-08-19 02:27 am UTC (link)
	Hee! Yay! Darling, that was awesome! I never got to see the ending, but I love the changes you made. smooches (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 04:26 pm UTC

	accioslash 2009-08-19 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Hee! I love that Harry was the worst fuck ever. Though somehow I imagine that he'll improve with all that practice Snape will have him doing. ;D Nice job! (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 04:27 pm UTC

	venturous 2009-08-19 03:30 am UTC (link)
	without a doubt the most hilarious deflowering scene I have ever encountered. Damn, these two never do anything halfway, do they? Nor does Team Cauldron! Yaaaayy! (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2009-08-19 04:27 pm UTC

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