How in the HELL did you manage to write something so hilarious and so frickin' hot in scenes where both giggles and GUH's were happening simultanously?? Oh, I think I love you. :)
I'm going to giggle about this for the rest of the day for sure. Their banter was brilliant. Poor mortified (yet turned on Harry) and Snape getting deflowered and keeping his snarky wit without missing a beat. You're amazing!