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snarrymod (snarrymod) wrote in snarry_games,
@ 2008-05-15 21:21:00

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TEAM DRAGON ENTRY: Eeyore9990 "How Harry Rescued a Reluctant Snape, Pissed Off the Wizengamot..."
Title: How Harry Rescued a Reluctant Snape, Pissed Off the Wizengamot, and Got Laid for His Efforts
Author: eeyore9990
Team: Dragon, RWOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!
Genre(s): Alternate Universe *Hover/Click for Games Definition of Alternate Universe*
Prompt(s): Dissident, Reckoning
Rating/Warnings/Kinks: NC-17/None/Flirty!Snape and Oblivious!Harry
Word Count: 12,164
Summary: *see title*
A/N: Thank you to the ladies in Vegas Chat, to sansa1970 for the final beta, and to my entire, really AWESOME team. GO DRAGONS! Also, a huge amount of love and thanks to the Mods for being fan-fucking-tastic.
Disclaimer: The characters, institutions, and recognizable places contained in this fic are the property of JK Rowling, et al. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made.

"How Harry Rescued a Reluctant Snape, Pissed Off the Wizengamot, and Got Laid for His Efforts by Eeyore9990"

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	f13tch3r 2008-05-16 04:50 am UTC (link)
	I haven't even read this yet and I want to give it TOP MARKS simply for the title! XD It's so you, darling. ^_^ (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2008-05-16 01:51 pm UTC

f13tch3r, 2008-05-18 07:37 pm UTC

joanwilder
2008-05-16 05:22 am UTC (link)

Aiee!! I love your story, Eey! Snape is so sarcastically himself, and Harry's almost embarrassingly clumsy and valiant. The twins made me laugh out loud, and I fiercely loved Harry's hutzpah in both the beginning and the ending when he stood up against the Wizengamot. And the sex! My god, if you'd ratcheted up the UST any higher, I might've self-combusted! But the big cahuna scene was awkward and hot and satisfying.

I'm so glad you answered the call when you did. Fuckin'-A! Dragon! ROAR!!

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eeyore9990, 2008-05-16 01:58 pm UTC

	ex_lilyseyes671 2008-05-16 05:45 am UTC (link)
	And the story is so magnificently YOU as well!! I loved it! You're saving me because you're horny?" One of the best lines - but really, there were so many... I'm so glad we are on there team! (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 01:40 pm UTC

lalaith_niniel
2008-05-16 05:47 am UTC (link)

Harry was such the perfect stubborn Gryffindor! and Weasleys! and Hermione! and Neville! Only Harry could command the kind of love that it took all of these people to stand up for Snape, and in such a blatant manner to boot.

Fred and George were pure gems (and I may have squee'd a bit at the appearance of Fred).

And Snape. I love that he selfishly let him have a night with Harry before honorably turning himself into the Wizengamot. He's clearly getting his Slytherin side confused with Gryffindors.

This was a lovely story and the hot, frantic blow jobs were awesome!

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eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 03:40 pm UTC

	sev1970 2008-05-16 06:53 am UTC (link)
	I have been reading angst all day so this fic was a nice change; one that made me smile. It's a good thing that Fred told Snape about Harry's crush :-) Oh, and sorry about the signature on the last one. I'm not used to this. The Howler was unnecessary. I laughed when I read that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 03:41 pm UTC

	simons_flower 2008-05-16 07:25 am UTC (link)
	Pardon me while I sit here and giggle. Well, except about the blow job -- damn, that was hot. Great job! Go dragons! (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 03:41 pm UTC

	centaury_squill 2008-05-16 09:35 am UTC (link)
	Mwahahahaha, great fun, loved Fugitive!Snape - go Dragons! (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 03:42 pm UTC

	ashenv 2008-05-16 09:36 am UTC (link)
	Oh this was so great, what a brill way to start the day off! Snape was so him, and Harry too, I loved every word of it. And the twins of course, well let's just say I am happily living in your world and disregarding everything else ... could even pop up to A. and bring a pair of binoculars ;) Lovely story, thank you so much! (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 03:43 pm UTC

	stepmnstr 2008-05-16 12:42 pm UTC (link)
	the title alone deserves a shiny gold medal! and the fic was wonderful, too. (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 03:43 pm UTC

josan
2008-05-16 12:42 pm UTC (link)

I just don't get Snape. The foothills of the Carpathian Mountains versus Majorca? How could he not pick the mountains? Oh, well, no accounting for taste, I suppose. I hope he's happy with Aruba, but then again, they could have gone to the Rockies.

Snicker.

Okay, seriously now. Loved the story. Have read it just before heading off for a day of senseless meetings and the thought of it will make those far more endurable.

Loved Snape's referring to the Twins as Four and Five. (I have identical twins in one of my classes and I tend to refer to them as Thing One and Thing Two, so I understand where Snape is coming from. Far easier than remembering which one is Mark and which one is Michael.) Loved how Fred plays matchmaker, how Snape seems to be quite happy with that fact.

Loved Snape's heroism. Going back to face the Veil...

And once more Hermione to the rescue. YAYYYY, girl power! LOL!

Harry, with his Plan A. (OMG! That was one rescue plan all right!) No wonder everyone jumped in to help with Plan B.

Great read.

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eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 03:45 pm UTC

miriravan
2008-05-16 01:17 pm UTC (link)

Ha! Take *that* Wizengamot! I love this story. It's so fast and funny *and* a happy ending. I love how Harry is both articulate and sure of himself when standing up against the Wizengamot, and fumbling and semi-clueless when dealing with Snape. I love the way Snape is smart and snarky, and a little flirtatious, and brave. The sex is hot. Fred and George are, well, Fred-and-Georgish. I love that you let Fred and Hedwig live as well as Snape (and I choose to hold out hope for Remus and Tonks, as well :-) ). Of *course* Hermione is off researching something, and of *course* she manages to pull it together at the last minute. And hey, your title alone is worth points. And I'm sure they'll have a great time in Aruba.

Oh, and the flirting Patronuses (Patroni?) were great, especially the way Harry's stag was all 'WTF?!', and Snape's doe was all, 'Hey, big boy! Whatcha *do*in?' In, you know, magical, semi-substantial deer language.

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eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 03:56 pm UTC

suze_y
2008-05-16 01:24 pm UTC (link)

Great title – and I loved the Flirty!Snape warning. Loved Flirty!Snape himself, come to that – this is a side of him we don’t often get to see :-) I’ll happily wallow in any AU that ignores those, um, unfortunate bits, in DH – no pining for Lily here, and Fred’s still his happy, living self. As is the snarky potions master, thankfully :-) This is as it should be – thanks so much for this lovely story!

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eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 03:57 pm UTC

	gin_tonic 2008-05-16 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	Yay! Wonderful fic! You see, the witches and wizards who've signed it? They're all here, sir. Outside the courtroom, filling the halls and passageways of the Ministry. I just love this! (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 03:59 pm UTC

	snakeysnape 2008-05-16 02:40 pm UTC (link)
	Priceless! A definite keeper for my Favorite Snarry Collection -- fics I've saved to read again and again. Top marks all around, they oughta give you a special award just for the title. ;-) (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 03:59 pm UTC

	plantinshadows 2008-05-16 02:54 pm UTC (link)
	uhh nice one! I loved Snape's flirting and making the first step so to speak... and Harry being all coy ahahaha!! would have loved to read about what's gonna happen this evening in aruba.. mjam. (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 04:03 pm UTC

plantinshadows, 2008-05-17 07:11 pm UTC

plantinshadows, 2008-05-17 07:30 pm UTC

	snarry_fan7 2008-05-16 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	Superb, hot work! I love how oblivious Harry is to Snape's advances and the way everyone interacted at the safe house is excellent (I love Fred and George). Well done, dear!~Sophia (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 04:04 pm UTC

	aeryun 2008-05-16 03:03 pm UTC (link)
	GUH! OMG so good, and funny, and So Harry, and Snape was just guh! Ok brain melted, lol. Hugs, Aery (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 04:04 pm UTC

	torino10154 2008-05-16 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	Great story! Love the numbered Weasleys, the hideout, Harry in all his awesomeness at the Wizengamot (twice!), and yet completely clueless with flirty!Snape-perfect! Plan A (OMG-not a good plan!), Snape going back to face the music, and double points for the title! Well done, you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 04:05 pm UTC

	dracofiend 2008-05-16 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	Aww, cute and sweet, and funny too! :D I had a fun time reading! Our team rocks. (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 04:06 pm UTC

	alisanne 2008-05-16 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	Babe, you rocked my socks with this fic and you know! Loved it. The humor was all you, Snape and Harry's interactions were hilarious, and the ending was all that my fluffy heart could have desired. bounces The twins were a great addition and yay Hermione! Great job, darling! Yay Team Phoenix! (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 04:07 pm UTC

mac_tunes
2008-05-16 08:00 pm UTC (link)

ROFL *giggles* *haha* how many ways can you describe the mirth of a reader? This is one hilarious piece (in my opinion). Of one somewhat "save Severus" system and the other so dark in nature (sorry, my description is very off). Harry is the reckoning to the Wizengamot, and Severus is dissident all the way... lmao~ well, except for the window of time when both of them are together.

I love the part of stag and doe. lol!!! I want to read that section again. Haha!!!!!!!!!!! Help! I can't stop grinning / laughing!!!! And it's way past midnight....

Nope, I can't vote, 'coz I don't think I have the time to read all the fics. Though this is the 3rd story in snarry_games that I'm reading when I should be sleeping!!! Don't want a relapse... argh~

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eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 04:09 pm UTC

	beholder_mod 2008-05-16 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	That's what this world needs: Snape rescued by the Boy Who Is Horny despite dear Sev's best self-sabotaging efforts! Very fun (and hot)! Also...yay for both Fred and George still being in the picture! -Beth, masquerading as beholder_mod (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 04:10 pm UTC

	teas_me 2008-05-16 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	I loved this. The title rocks! Fugitive!Snape and Harry coming to save the day - all based on his lust-filled crush. yay! And the UST ... could there be any more of it? Wonderful as always. (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 04:11 pm UTC

	aragon_san 2008-05-16 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	That was hilarious! Excellent job. (Reply to this) (Thread)

eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 04:11 pm UTC

the_con_cept
2008-05-16 09:47 pm UTC (link)

Aiwea$#98aHai! OMG, the HAWT! I was all prepared to tell you all these fabulous details I loved and then you went and melted them out of my brain. That sex! That was sizzling! And yes, I loved the details, like Anatomy lessons and Harry wondering whether being able to put a potion directly into someone's stomach could facilitate in poisoning them. What a great fic! You done us proud!

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eeyore9990, 2008-05-17 04:13 pm UTC

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