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snarrymod (snarrymod) wrote in snarry_games,
@ 2008-03-30 10:34:00

Entry tags:

crack art, opening games

OPENING GAMES CRACK!ART by Venturous!
Opening Games Crack!Art the VI - where Venturous points out how perfectly matched our Harry and Snape are for the nekkid tango...

Crack!Art Title:Learning to Dance
Artist: venturous
Genre(s): Romance, Humour
Prompt(s): Learning to Dance
Rating/Warnings/Kinks: NWS for manbits
Artist Notes/Media used: Photoshop CS3 and tablet
Disclaimers everybody is over 18 years of age
thanks to all the Games mods and writers for the world class entertainment!

Learning to Dance by Venturous

Mod note: Cut tag is the opening line to the famous "Habanera" from the Bizet Opera "Carmen". This song has been running through my head ever since I saw this picture - so now you must have it running through yours! *cackles*

Here: Habanera, from Bizet's Carmen, by Maria Callas RIGHT-CLICK, and SAVE-AS, please! .mp3, 128kb. If you want the music and not the voice, you can have it here: Habanera Suite #2, From Bizet's Carmen.

Thank you,

venturous! Stay tuned for more Champion Interviews and Opening Games Crack!Art!

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	swtalmnd 2008-03-30 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	Hee, that's awesome! I love their arched backs and dangling manbits, and I have this image of Snape trying to teach Harry how to hold himself and maintain his space... giggle (Reply to this)

	secretsolitaire 2008-03-30 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	Hahahaha! That's great. (Reply to this)

	accioslash 2008-03-30 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, our boys are perfectly matched for nekkid anything. I love the ribs and the man-bits as well as the smile on Harry's face. Lovely. (Reply to this)

	joanwilder 2008-03-30 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	Hee, I love their exuberance! And dancing nude!! Lovely! (Reply to this)

	sweetmelodykiss 2008-03-30 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh, my God, that's so hot! Fabulous work! (Reply to this)

	centaury_squill 2008-03-30 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	Heh, that's great! And next the horizontal tango? (Reply to this)

	gryffindorj 2008-03-30 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	Nice lovely nude dancing!!!! I love how Harry is throwing his head back smiling and Snape looks all business. Also sexy man bodies yum. (Reply to this)

	elmyraemilie 2008-03-30 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	Shall I take it upon myself to use the phrase "dirty dancing"? Someone has to. g Love this. Snape is saying, "If you can't tango naked, how do you expect to do it in wizard robes without getting your feet tangled in the hem? Now, again. ONE, two, three, TURN..." And yes. Now I've got the Habanera in my head, and it won't. come. out. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	djin7 2008-03-30 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	And yes. Now I've got the Habanera in my head, and it won't. come. out. cackles (Reply to this) (Parent)

	angela_snape 2008-03-30 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	This is great! (Reply to this)

	meri_oddities 2008-03-30 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	Excellent! I love what you did with this prompt! They look so good together. g (Reply to this)

	majmunka 2008-03-30 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	Awesome! I love how Severus' hair showing their swing. But I suppose Harry's bits will be more interested soon after this special "SevpusheshiskneebetweenHarry'sthighsandHarrycan'thelpbutfrotagainst him" kind of step :D (Reply to this)

slashpine
2008-03-30 09:56 pm UTC (link)

Ha! Awesome. I remember my mom laughing and reading us kids a quote when we were young, sometime in the "Hippie Era" when nudity was the thing, and the great cellist Jacqueline Dupres had played some radical new piece - in the nude. Someone asked the dance master of the NYC Ballet, George Balanchine, if he would follow suit and stage a ballet in the nude.

His said no. When his great male dancers do 6 grands jetes across the stage to halt in a glorious pose, he said, he wanted "all of them to stop."

Mother had to explain it a little. I think it was the first time I ever understood the dangly part of 'dangly bits,' and this picture makes me laugh hysterically, remembering it!

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	venturous 2008-03-31 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Squeee! the music is wonderful! Long live the Snarry Games! (Reply to this)

	hogwartshoney 2008-03-31 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Dancing with the Staahhhhhhs! ;o) Love it. (Reply to this)

	painless_j 2008-03-31 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Oh my, this is lolsome :) (Reply to this)

	gin_tonic 2008-03-31 08:04 am UTC (link)
	Brilliant! :D (Reply to this)

ensnarryed
2008-03-31 08:09 am UTC (link)

This is beautiful.

Snape and Harry doing the vertical (for a change^^) --- having heard of something called Carmen, I doubt it is anything as beautiful as Snape and Harry dancing, naked.

Anything with Snape and Harry dancing (naked or otherwise) is gold.

BTW, are YOU the wonderful person who drew "When I'm 64" for Snarry Games, 2007? 2006?

It was a completely sweet parody of the Beatles song with a song attached at the bottom a la you did here.

I am kicking myself for not taking note of who drew the work - I came back to that art piece over and over again after it was posted.

Anyways, this piece is completel wonderful. As I look at it, I can HEAR the music as I look at Snape's outstretched arm!

Joie de Vivre!

:)

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	venturous 2008-03-31 01:03 pm UTC (link)
	lol! no, I am new in town, and aspiring to the 2008 Art Games. thanks so much for your appreciation. I will go looking for that art, for inspiration. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	djin7 2008-03-31 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	"When I'm 64" was done by Naggingfishwife, aka _hill. The mods add the songs. Glad you enjoyed! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Thank you, djin!

ensnarryed
2008-04-01 10:03 am UTC (link)

_Hill! NOW it sounds familiar... where was my brain when I was trying to remember? ACCIO BRAIN! -_- *is a Muggle*

The mods add the songs. Glad you enjoyed!

*narrows eyes pseudosuspiciously* For your information, that was the first time I found out that such a song existed as When I'm 64. And now... (crap on it all!): it became a Snarry song. I can't help snorting when they get to the "...Sunday morning go for a ride." *ROFL and beating a fist against the ground* Snarry are like Lucky Charms(TM) - Magically delicious! :3

*winks* Still grateful, btw!

*goes off singing "...if I be out til..."*

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	fbowden 2008-03-31 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	Wohoo! This is HAWT! I haven't had the priviledge of a preview with this one! Lovely darling, really lovely! xxx (Reply to this)

	torino10154 2008-03-31 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	God, Harry has a luscious arse. They both look gorgeous! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	venturous 2008-04-03 01:51 am UTC (link)
	g and you clearly know whereof you speak! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	plantinshadows 2008-03-31 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	uhhh dear me!! haha I love it.. (Reply to this)

rakina
2008-04-01 11:59 am UTC (link)

I had to come back and comment on this, because that music, that pose and those lovely, lovely man-bits keep swirling around in my head.
Wonderful work! *g* and I for one can't wait for you to be in the Art Games.
Thank you for linking to the music, btw. Now I can listen and drool, and of course every time it plays it will be Harry and his sneering dancing master in my mind.

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	venturous 2008-04-03 01:50 am UTC (link)
	vbg It is my great ambition to participate in the Games! whoot! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	verdenia 2008-04-02 06:42 am UTC (link)
	Awesome! (Reply to this)

	snarry_reader 2008-04-03 06:21 am UTC (link)
	Just a quick comment to let you know that we've added this to the snarry_reader on our Art List here. If you'd like us to make any changes to the link, etc. please let us know. Thanks, Gaycrow, on behalf of the Reader. (Reply to this)

	spidermoth 2008-04-07 12:49 am UTC (link)
	Wow, Ven! This is wonderful! I love how absorbed they are. The monochrome colors are perfect and the oval at the bottom makes it all seem almost like a wonderful sculpture. Yay! for dancing naked! (Reply to this)

	alisanne 2008-04-09 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	Gah! So hot. I love how muscular and focused they are. Delicious! (Reply to this)