Shall I take it upon myself to use the phrase "dirty dancing"? Someone has to. *g*
Love this. Snape is saying, "If you can't tango naked, how do you expect to do it in wizard robes without getting your feet tangled in the hem? Now, again. ONE, two, three, TURN..."
And yes. Now I've got the Habanera in my head, and it won't. come. out.