|Accioslash (accioslash) wrote in snape_potter,|
@ 2010-10-23 13:26:00
|Entry tags:||10 years of snarry, admin a|
10 Years of Snarry: Fun and Games with Snape and Harry...
The Snarry Drinking Game
A few years ago the ever amazing dementordelta decided we needed a Snarry drinking game. And like all the very best games, the rules are very flexible and everyone can play and have a good time. All you need is time, fic, and the beverage of your choice. I'm a Diet Mountain Dew gal myself, but anything will work. Though I'd suggest something non-alcoholic if you actually want to get through an entire fic. The right fic could give you a pretty good buzz before you got halfway through even a pwp in some cases. ;D
This works for *all* Snape/Harry fics--good and bad, long or short, any kinks or even gen!
Grab your drink of choice, a good Snarry fic, then:
Take a drink:
*Every time someone attempts to play matchmaker for Snape and Harry. One sip if it's any Weasley, two if it's one of Harry's children, three if it's one of Snape's friends.
*Every time Harry wonders if Snape was always this sexy but he never noticed while he was in school, two if he noticed but was in denial, three if he recalls his crush on the Half-Blood Prince.
*Every time Harry and Ginny realize they were better off as friends. Two sips if Harry is newly divorced, three if he is newly widowed. Bonus sip if the split is because someone realizes Harry has unresolved issues with Snape.
*Every time Snape hides his survival from the Wizarding World. One sip if someone accidentally discovers he's still alive, two if one of Harry's friends/acquaintances knew but didn't tell him, three if Snape comes out of hiding to save Harry.
*Every time Snape actually died after Nagini's bite. One sip if Harry develops a relationship with Snape's portrait, two if they end up together with Harry in his own portrait, and three if Harry or Snape find a way to bring Snape back. Bonus sip if use of a time-turner or an ancient ritual/dark spell is involved.
*Every time Snape brews his own lubricant. Two sips if Harry brews it, three if someone else brews it for them as a gift.
*Every time Harry worries that Snape is only with him because he has Lily's eyes. Two if that's really the reason, three if Harry doesn't care.
*Every time Snape uses a poisonous plant or potions ingredient for his password. One sip if Harry is given the password by Snape, two if whatever guardian to Snape's rooms allows Harry entry as long as he speaks in parseltongue.
*Every time any reference is made to the way Snape smells. One sip each for sandalwood, mint, woodsmoke, tobacco, licorice or random potions ingredients. Two sips if any reference is made for the way Harry smells to Snape.
*Every time someone finds out about Snape and Harry's secret relationship through deductive reasoning. One sip if it's Hermione, two if it's Ron, three if it's anyone else. Bonus sip if Harry or Snape finally reveal their relationship and the other person already knew but hadn't told anyone.
*Every time Snape and Harry develop a relationship because Snape becomes close to one of Harry's children. One sip if it's Albus Severus, two if it's Lily, three if it's James or Teddy. Bonus sip if the child is good at Potions or sorted Slytherin. Bonus glass if they aren't/didn't.
*Every time one/both of them get drunk and have sex. One sip if it's at a Ministry party, two if it's during a party at Hogwarts, three sips if one/both of them can't remember having sex. Bonus sip if they get married and one/both can't remember getting married.
*Every time Harry gets suspended from his job at the Ministry for wrongdoing and needs Snape to prove his innocence. One sip if a former Death Eater set Harry up, two if it's a relative of someone seeking revenge, three if it's someone only posing as a friend. Bonus sip if Harry is actually guilty.
*Every time Snape thinks of Harry as "the boy - no, man".
*Every time Snape's underwear is boxers. One sip if they're silk, two if they're black. Bonus glass if they are graying or plain old y-fronts.
*Every time Harry has a conversation about Snape with a disgusted Ron and a worried Hermione.
*Every time Harry is shocked to find himself pregnant because he's a wizard and male pregnancies are "rare, but possible" in the Wizarding World. Two if mpreg is only possible between two "really powerful wizards" or "soul mates". Three if the pregnancy happened because either Harry or Severus forgot a contraceptive spell/potion.
Got any more? Feel free to play along!