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ellid (
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2011
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Title: Look Who's Nifty Fifty! Part one
Challenge: happy birthday, Severus Snape
Word Count: 100
1 January 2010
Dear Headmistress:
Per our conversation last night, this is to confirm the following:
- I do not want a birthday party.
- I do not want cards, letters, flowers, or expressions of false bonhomie.
- Signs, placards, or banners reading "LOOK WHO'S NIFTY FIFTY" will not be welcomed.
- Gifts will be returned to the giver.
- I do not want any special foods, cakes, or alcoholic beverages.
I am not joking.
Very truly yours,
S. Snape
P.S. Please pass this along to Potter and the wolf before they decide that I am not serious. I am.
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snapesgirl
2011-01-10 02:52 pm UTC
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rofl! I can see him writing this.
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nimrod_9
2011-01-10 03:41 pm UTC
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Oh Severus...don't be silly...you know exactly how thick Gryfindors can be!!! *g*
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alisanne
2011-01-10 03:51 pm UTC
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*giggles*
I bet he thinks this is a comprehensive list. I suspect he's about to proven wrong. ;)
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etain_antrim
2011-01-10 03:55 pm UTC
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Bless the man and his snark! I wonder if Harry or Remus paid any attention to this missive?
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