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ellid (
ellid
) wrote in
snape100
,
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2018
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05
-
08
07:48:00
Title: Tech Support, II
Challenge: customer service
Word Count: 100
“Welcome to Ollivander's 24 Hour Wandline. My name is Severus. How may I offer you excellent customer service?”
“The first time I used my new wand, it did nothing but spark! This is - ”
“Could you describe the problem in more detail? Mr. Ollivander will need more information to perform a proper diagnosis.”
“I told you, it sparks - “
“What spell were you attempting to cast?”
“Electricae maximus for my Muggle sister-in-law during a storm, and - “
“Sir. That spell produces sparks. Your wand is fine.”
“Oh. Never mind.”
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