|snakeling (snakeling) wrote in snakelingsrecs,|
@ 2008-07-25 17:50:00
|Entry tags:||fandom:harry potter, pairing:hp:harry/draco, rating:r|
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret, by Saber ShadowKitten
Title: The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret
Author: Saber ShadowKitten sabershadowkat
Summary: Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord.
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Warning: bestiality, mpreg
The premise is complete and utter crack. But the execution, while still hilariously funny, manages to pull it off without ever falling into ooc-ness. Draco's inner voice, in particular, is to die for.
“Wha’cher got there, Fang?” Hagrid lumbered up behind the dog, and Draco didn’t know whether to be relieved or scared. He continued backing away and hissing until his rear paws touched the water’s edge. He shuddered and hunched, hackles raised.
“A ferret, eh? Good boy.” Hagrid tugged lightly at Fang’s one ear, bent and snagged Draco with surprising swiftness.
Being seized again sent Draco into panic once more. He let out a loud cry, wiggled wildly in Hagrid’s grip, and bit down on a meaty finger. Hagrid seemed unaffected as he held Draco in the air. “Best check ’n see iffin’ ’e’s a ’e or not, first,” Hagrid said, and brushed his thumb against the fur at Draco’s groin.
“Eeeee-kek-kek-kek-kek-kek!” Draco screamed and thrashed. First, a squid molested him and now he was being felt up by a half-giant!
“It looks like yer a miss, not a fella,” Hagrid said, drawing his hand away. He rubbed his thumb against his fingers, the moonlight catching a glistening slime on his digits. “Hmm. Seems the squid’s been busy again, too. Sorry ’bout that, girl.”
Girl? Girl? Draco stopped struggling and glared at Hagrid. How insulting. He knew he didn’t have the biggest wand, had suffered through the laughter because of it, but he most certainly wasn’t a girl.
“Lucky fer you, though, eh?” Hagrid said to Draco. “Iffin’ you were a fella, I woulda broke yer neck and fed ya t’Witherwings.”
Just call him Dracana.