The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret, by Saber ShadowKitten
[Harry Potter]
Title: The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret
Author: Saber ShadowKitten sabershadowkat
Summary: Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord.
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Rating: R
Warning: bestiality, mpreg
Why?
The premise is complete and utter crack. But the execution, while still hilariously funny, manages to pull it off without ever falling into ooc-ness. Draco's inner voice, in particular, is to die for.
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