Author:bonfoi Character: Sirius Black Location: Ollivander’s Wand Shop Object: Magical, singing dildo Other Characters: Severus Snape Rating: NC17 Summary: Sirius Black was bored. And, being who he was, resorts to a bit of mischief with an anniversary gift…with a sexy voice attached. Challenge: For hp_wankfest also known as Wankmistress RG's First Second Annual Wankfest of Doom is the InsaneJournal asylum for the Harry Potter Wankfest 2008—an anonymous, prompt-based fest in honor of National Masturbation Month, AKA the lusty month of May. Three prompts (person, location, object) and away I run. Word Count: 3,023 Genre: Challenge Entry; Romance; AU (Alternate Universe); AR (Alternate Reality); PWP; Post-War; Humor Highlight for Warnings: * Manual Stimulation (Yep, that’s wanking!); Object Insertion; Dirty Talk/Dirty Thoughts; Established Relationship * Beta: passthebutter of LJ community, hp_betas A/N: Spellotape used in addition to my three prompts, to make r_grayjoy happy!