NMSN: Part 2
Same warning as before: Randomosity. oocness, Original characters who you may not like.
Oh. Part one was subtitled: Mush's new e-mail address. Part 2 is subtitled: Race in Denial
Soo...
The Newsies dun belong to me. *disclaims* NMSN Index
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Gosh, I hate football. We lost. says: Hey, Dutchy! Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: Hey. You sad ‘cause of losing the game? Gosh, I hate football. We lost. says: Well, I was, but Race made up for it. Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: ? Gosh, I hate football. We lost. says: He’s not oblivious anymore. Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: Who told him? Gosh, I hate football. We lost. says: I think it was Snipes. If Race comes ranting to you, tell him he’s in denial, will ya? Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: Race is in denial? I’m confused. Gosh, I hate football. We lost. says: Oh, sorry. So, I heard about this after, Spot might be better to tell you the story, but whatever. Anyways, so Spot ended up painting his nails hot pink and really sparkly. Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: Haha, awesome. Bet Jack and Ducks were both really happy. Gosh, I hate football. We lost. says: Oh, Jack was ticked. Ducks said that the sparkles and the look on Jack’s face were almost able to justify the pink, but not quite, because Hot Pink is not justifiable. Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: Cool. So what does this have to do with Race being in denial? Gosh, I hate football. We lost. says: Oh, that. Well, there was the football game, right? And everyone came to watch except the band geeks, ‘cause they had practice. Stupid Band geeks. I’ll bet Ducks is *really* regretting it now. Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: I’m a band geek, you know. Gosh, I hate football. We lost. says: Sorry, I digress. So, Spot and Race are sitting next to each other, and Spot’s teasing Race about being oblivious. Mush said Spot was obviously flirting, but at this point, Race was still oblivious, and just ticked off. Well, Snipeshooter shows up to watch, and sits on the other side of Spot. Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: Race decides to take out his annoyance with Spot on Snipes, doesn’t he? Gosh, I hate football. We lost. says: Not yet. Snipes was late to school, so he hasn’t seen Spot all day. He notices Spot’s nail polish. It’s hot pink, sparkly, and Spot’s waving his arms around. Who wouldn’t? Anyway, he decides to comment on it. Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: Did he tease Spot? Gosh, I hate football. We lost. says: You betcha. He was all like: You have a disease or something, Spot. Your fingernails are funny colours. This is where Race forgot he was annoyed at Spot. He acted, as Ducks or Jake would say, like a perfect Hufflepuff. He yells at Snipes, and he’s all like, “Shut up, Snipes, you’re an idiot. It’s frikin’ nail polish, and you know it. And there’s nothing wrong with Spot painting his nails; it’s his way of expressing himself.” And he sounded serious. Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: Wow, touchy much? Gosh, I hate football. We lost. says: Yeah, but Snipes figured he had a better way to annoy Race than just say that. He goes, “Wow, someone’s overprotective of his boyfriend.” Now, Race is oblivious; he wouldn’t have worked this out. But everyone around was like, “Ooh, burn!” So Race had to figure out what Snipes meant. Race was like, “What? He’s not my boyfriend!” Well, this is right when Jake, who’d gone away for a bit, came back. Mush says this is the best part. Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: Well, don’t keep me in suspense. Gosh, I hate football. We lost. says: Ok, so Jake comes into hearing distance to hear “He’s not my boyfriend!” So Jake is like, “Who’s Race’s boyfriend? Race is gay?” Of course, it’s Jake, and Jake is such a Drama geek that it must have sounded hilarious. Everyone starts laughing, and Snipes is like, “Spot”, and Race is like, “I’m not gay!” And then there was general teasing of Race for being in denial. Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: I’ll bet it made you happier after you lost, then. Gosh, I hate football. We lost. says: Yeah, We lose the game, and so Jack’s all depressed, and I’m none too happy. The Bandies are just getting out of practice, and they’re all on a sugar-high. Are you sure you actually practiced during practice? Anyways, the bandies see how happy the group is, and think we won. Jake tells Ducks that no, we lost, but we have a new way to annoy Race. Ducks is all like, “That’s why Snipes looks like Christmas came early. Dish.” So the whole group basically re-enacts the story, except Race, who is all starting to freak out. And yeah, it made me happy, especially when Ducks told Race she knew he couldn’t be gay. Race was like, “At least someone believes me.” And then Ducks continued, “You can’t be gay. You don’t have enough fashion sense.” Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: Oh, burn! But I can see why you’re not totally ticked about the game. Man, I’ve been trying to get Race to stop being so oblivious for years. I didn’t know someone just had to say it to his face. But now he’s probably going to be in denial for years. Gosh, I hate football. We lost. says: Yeah, well. It’s something new. Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: Poor Race, so far in the closet that he won’t even admit it to himself. Gosh, I hate football. We lost. says: Yeah, man, I mean, Jake had to come in and pretend obliviousity himself before Race realised anything. Well, I guess Spot’s Diabolical plan is working. Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: Spot has a Diabolical plan? Gosh, I hate football. We lost. says: I think he does. Not sure about what, but it has something to do with Race. Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: You mean, like, something to do with getting Race to go out with him? Don’t Diabolical plans of that sort tend not to work? Gosh, I hate football. We lost. says: Yeah, no. They don’t. But all the Diabolical plans like that have been Race’s, and they’ve backfired because, yeah. As much as he’d like to believe, Race and diabolical plans don’t mix. Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: They really don’t. Meh, well. Have fun tormenting Race for me. Gosh, I hate football. We lost. says: Will do. Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: Meanwhile, I’m going to go find Specs and tell him. Gosh, I hate football. We lost. says: Dude, Specs probably already knows. Why’s all the rum gone? – because I drank it! says: You guys and thinking Specs knows everything *shakes head* Anyways, I’m off. Gosh, I hate football. We lost. says: Ok, ttyl.
Part 3 and 4 hopefully tomorrow. Part 5 will be up when I finish the first side-story (It's almost done. Sort of.)