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lovetoseverus (lovetoseverus) wrote in severus_sighs,
@ 2010-10-24 21:37:00

Entry tags:

drabble, member: lovetoseverus, pairing: severus/harry, rating: r

Guarantees by lovetoseverus
Title: Guarantees
Author: lovetoseverus
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: R
Word Count: ~400
Warnings: None
Summary: Sometimes in life, there are guarantees.
A/N: I was inspired by the 10th year anniversary of my favorite boys, as well as needing to forcibly remove this bunny from my head. I apologize in advance for this. *grin* Beta'd by JFinley. Thanks, hon.

The quiet of their Sunday afternoon routine was interrupted when Harry entered the sitting room and flopped down on the sofa, his voice ringing into the silence.

“Hey Severus, if you could have any Muggle car you wanted, what would you pick?”

The newspaper that his partner of ten years was reading didn’t move an inch. “A BMW seven series.”

Harry gaped, blinking slowly.

“Black,” Severus added.

There was a long moment of silence in the room. Then, slowly, “How… how in the hell did you come up with that so fast?” Harry asked, gobsmacked.

Severus folded down the corner of his newspaper and gave Harry a speculative look. “I’m not completely immune to the Muggle world, Harry. I’ve seen their autos while doing business in London. When I was younger, my father also had one.” With only an eye roll and an arched brow, he managed to convey the equivalent of a shrug.

“Oh, God…” Harry breathed.

“What?”

“You would be so fucking hot in a BMW. A black BMW,” he amended. Harry raked his gaze over Severus’ face and body, clearly imagining it in his mind.

Severus folded his newspaper primly and crossed his arms over his chest. “Is there anything that doesn’t turn you on, Mr. Potter?”

Harry’s grin widened - he loved when Severus used his surname like this. “I can’t make any guarantees, no. But why a BMW?”

“Hm, I suppose I find them adequately pleasing to look at.”

Harry’s laughter brightened the room, just as it always seemed to do. “In other words, it’s sexy and mysterious and imposing.”

Severus’ eyebrow arched again, this time in amusement, but he said nothing.

Harry got up from the sofa and moved to stand over Severus. Gingerly setting the newspaper aside, he insinuated himself across Severus’ lap and leaned forward, his arms winding around Severus’ neck. Nipping at an ear, he whispered, “Can we go find one? I want to ride you in a BMW.”

“They’re for driving, you insatiable brat,” Severus chided, but Harry could feel the grin against his cheek.

“You can’t make any such guarantees…” Harry remarked, renegotiating his terms by pulling Severus into a searing kiss.

*

Later, as Harry tossed the keys back to the sales clerk at the dealership - he’d had to drive as Severus had never learned - he straightened the collar of his jumper and cast Severus a furtive glance.

“Like I said,” he grinned, his voice pitched low. “Not just for driving.”

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	alisanne 2010-10-25 03:08 am UTC (link)
	shivers Mmm, sexy! :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lovetoseverus 2010-10-25 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Thank you, glad you thought so! ;-) I happen to agree with Harry on this one -- Severus would be hella hot driving one. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	atypicalsnowman 2010-10-25 04:56 am UTC (link)
	Naughty! I love that Harry is turned on by everything. Understandable, I think. : P (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lovetoseverus 2010-10-25 06:02 am UTC (link)
	You and your icons! Hahaha. shakes head with a grin Where was I? Oh, yes. I love Harry when he's a little minx. You will also notice Severus did not kick up a fuss. I think he has a pretty good gig going there. ;-) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fancypantsdylan 2010-10-25 08:09 am UTC (link)
	OMG can you imagine when they have to clean up, ROFL. Everything seems to turn Harry on, which is good for Severus ;) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lovetoseverus 2010-10-26 05:52 am UTC (link)
	Good thing they're wizards, then -- the clean-up is a flick of a wand. ;-) And yes, I do seem to write Harry as all hormones. grin whistles innocently (Reply to this) (Parent)

	accio_kilt 2010-10-25 09:41 am UTC (link)
	snort (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lovetoseverus 2010-10-26 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Hehe. ;-D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	teas_me 2010-10-25 10:47 am UTC (link)
	Leave it to Harry to get turned on by ~~everything~~ Severus in a hot car. I kinda feel bad for the person at the dealership who has to clean up the car.. g (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lovetoseverus 2010-10-26 05:55 am UTC (link)
	Haha -- I like your everything snuck in there. So true. Then again, can we say we're any different where Severus is concerned? hums ;-) As to the clean-up, they're wizards, so that'd just be a flick of a wand. They wouldn't leave a mess, as the idea was to be sneaky about it. O;-) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	k8bnimble 2010-10-25 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Guess he was driving stick, huh? giggles at own lame joke Severus would be hot in a car like that! Sexy! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lovetoseverus 2010-10-26 05:57 am UTC (link)
	laughs I suppose you could say that, yes. ;-) I'm not quite sure how this popped into my head -- I think I was probably drooling over the very same car somewhere and it just struck me as a very Severus type of vehicle. Mmm! Lucky Harry. :-P (Reply to this) (Parent)

	starduchess 2010-10-30 05:51 am UTC (link)
	giggles with you! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	snapesfavorite 2010-11-03 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, that totally made me LOL for real. ;-) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	conzieu 2010-10-26 01:26 am UTC (link)
	I love Severus letting Harry have his fantasy come true. I wonder what car Harry would want? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lovetoseverus 2010-10-26 06:00 am UTC (link)
	I love that too. Shocking that we should agree on something, hmm? wink You always have the best questions, too! I wondered what Harry would pick while I was writing it, but it never quite came to me, so I left it out. I think he'd be attracted to much the same thing -- a fast, sexy little thing. The vehicle equivalent of a broom. ;-) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aeryun 2010-10-27 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Wow! I have a whole new view of BMW's now. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lovetoseverus 2010-10-30 02:35 am UTC (link)
	wicked grin My work here is done. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ensnarryed 2010-10-28 10:08 am UTC (link)
	I like Snape on a swings, flying higher and higher - or flying on the force of lift allowed by the volume of his wing-like robes... =) Big and black and scary and looming - and he doesn't need an overhyped car to do any of that! (Or maybe I know too many men who have the exact same car preference and refuse to see the freudian implications of that.^^) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lovetoseverus 2010-10-30 02:36 am UTC (link)
	Hahaha. Welllll, Severus and I have the same taste in cars (not intentional, it just worked out that way) so hmm... not sure what that says about me. ;-) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ensnarryed 2010-10-30 10:05 am UTC (link)
	Welllll, Severus and I have the same taste in cars You probably both think that American cars are crap. :D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	snapesfavorite 2010-11-03 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	Yummy! <--- All of a sudden that is my reaction when I think of BMWs. I wonder why. ;-) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lovetoseverus 2010-11-04 03:25 am UTC (link)
	Hmm, yes, such a curious thing that is... ;-> Although I was already there about BMWs before I ever got the idea for Severus liking them, or for Harry liking Severus in them. Synchronicity, really. giggles (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kayakaari 2010-12-20 07:22 am UTC (link)
	I'd like to ride you in a BMW! Gah! How hot was that?! sizzle ouch! fans self (Reply to this)