The Black Pot

I have decided to hibernate for LIFE.

i'm sick and miserable and it's raining and cold and i can't breathe through my nose and my ears are clogged and this novel won't hurry up and edit itself and i can't focus and i want money to magically appear in my bank account and my mother needs to not call me and surprise!period can go fuck itself sideways and i'm hungry but my tummy has decided all food must be forcibly evicted and blerg i say BLERG

*wheeze* And now I feel slightly better! :D Carry on.

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Apparently, I am too polite for my own good. Seriously, who knew?

[edit] omgheehe! There are little starlings in the atrium where I'm waiting, and one just perched on my hat! My hat which I am wearing! So cute!

And it did not poop on me, so bonus. :D

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Title: The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest
Characters/Pairings: Arthur/Molly, Bill/Fleur, Charlie/Viktor, Percy/Audrey, George/Angelina, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and Teddy/Victoire
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Edible Aphrodisiacs at daily_deviant, here
Other Warnings: Use and abuse of pie.
Word Count: 2,634
Summary/Descriptions: Which of the Mrs Weasleys makes the best meat pie?
Author's Notes: For everyone whose pies are not "as good as my mother's."

Thank you muchly to Sab and Minnow for betaing.

The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest