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proteus_lives (proteus_lives) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-09-18 18:15:00

Current location:	Outer Dark
Entry tags:	char: wolverine/akihiro/daken, publisher: marvel comics, title: wolverine

DakenDickery
Greetings True Believers! I got four scans from (Dark) Wolverine #78. It features Daken doing what he does best. Being a dick. He's much better at being a dick then he is at being an avenger.

Footage of Daken killing terrorists/bank robbers and insulting bystanders has been leaked on the net. Osborn goes on damage control and tracks the leak to the wife of a journalist who has a connection of her own......Spoilers and enjoy!

Bunny is being tracked down by H.A.M.M.E.R. while shopping when she gets a call.

Who on Earth could she be talking to?

Uh-Oh.

Daken you dick! So Daken leaked the footage himself. Why? In an effort to clean up his image, Norman puts together a group of c-list villains that he breaks out jail so Daken can defeat them.

Funny thing I thought of, Wolvie is a mad-man berzerker type while Daken is being painted as more urbane Hannibal Lecterish psycho. I can see Logan sitting in a recliner, wearing a flannel shirt and drinking beer while Daken leans against a piano in a nice suit drinking sherry. Logan and Daken are mutant versions of Marty and Frasier Crane! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frasier#Cast

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	Mod Note sandoz_iscariot 2009-09-18 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	Please remember to keep plot summaries of current issues under the cut. Thanks. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Mod Note proteus_lives 2009-09-18 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	Thx for the reminder, tis done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Mod Note - (Anonymous), 2009-09-18 11:28 pm UTC

ashtoreth, 2009-09-19 06:36 am UTC

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2009-09-19 07:40 am UTC

proteus_lives, 2009-09-19 08:15 pm UTC

drsevarius, 2009-09-19 08:21 pm UTC

jazzypom, 2009-09-19 09:18 am UTC

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drsevarius, 2009-09-19 06:53 pm UTC

	punishermax 2009-09-18 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	Hahahahahaha, what a douche. (Reply to this)

	darkblade 2009-09-18 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	The post title makes it sound like Daken isn't always a Dick. (Reply to this)

	taggerung301 2009-09-18 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	quite the callous litle bastard I wonder if they ever will try to redeem him, or if he's going to stay this way so far the latter seems more likely (Reply to this) (Thread)

	punishermax 2009-09-18 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	It's gonna take some masterful writing to make Daken into anything less than "King Douche Lord of the Most High Realm of Dicktopolis in the Supreme Land of Assholvania" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

neuhallidae, 2009-09-18 11:39 pm UTC

	lesquide 2009-09-19 02:03 pm UTC (link)
	What other character traits does Daken have besides 'Dick' and 'Daddy issues'? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

toasty_fresh, 2009-09-19 07:03 pm UTC

	sandoz_iscariot 2009-09-18 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	Ugh, I really hate how that woman's written and drawn. That's just...alienating. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	greenmask 2009-09-19 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Off to her death, tits first! Like a melon, right? :/. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cleome45 2009-09-19 01:10 am UTC (link)
	Just think of it as Chaykin, without actual talent. :p (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bluefall 2009-09-19 01:32 am UTC (link)
	On the other hand, Dakken's ridiculous hair actually looks almost nifty in that last panel. Perhaps it's Inverse Art of some kind? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	felinephoenix 2009-09-19 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Death is so sexy. Killing women is so hot. Didn't you know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

punishermax, 2009-09-19 03:44 am UTC

proteus_lives, 2009-09-19 04:45 am UTC

jaybee3
2009-09-18 11:39 pm UTC (link)

By comparison Logan looks like a choirboy ... maybe that's what Marvel is going for. Kinda of like Venom Spider and Azrael Batman, readers are given a more extreme - and distasteful - version of the character in order to make them like/appreciate the original better. Of course on the other end you have X-23 who is clearly the best of the bunch (IMO).

Is there a particular reason Daken arranged to have his bed buddy offed? Other than just to see if he could?

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	xdoop 2009-09-18 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	She could get him in trouble, because he was the one who had her leak the footage. (Reply to this) (Parent)

espanolbot
2009-09-19 12:22 am UTC (link)

*raises hand* The Azrael version of Batman technically shouldn't count, as he was partially created due to the demands of the fans at the time, who wanted a more EXTREME version of the character who was more like the Punisher, Venom etc.

AzBats, in all his ugly costumed psychopathic glory, was DC's response to these demands. Namely "You want a darker, more Cable-ish version of Batman, well here he is!"

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jaybee3, 2009-09-19 12:55 am UTC

fungo_squiggly
2009-09-18 11:49 pm UTC (link)

1) Oh god. The excessive fanservice, the boobs flying majestically as she leaps to her death, even the name, Bunny. I find this whole scene incredibly sleazy and off-putting, like I stumbled across a snuff fic or something.

2) That's a pretty dumb murder plan. What if she'd kept her cool and made it across the street?

"Uh... hi, honey! That was pretty badass how you dodged the bus like that. But, uh, listen, now we've got to run back across the street the other way. You first."

3) That is s stone cold, hardcore little old lady. If I ever saw someone be horribly killed by being hit by a bus, I'd like to think it would take me more than half a second to switch gears and be effusively appreciative about someone handing me my forgotten ~~purse~~ wallet.

4) Ahaha, Daken is even buying porn! What a dick!

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	punishermax 2009-09-18 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	Dakan is seriously the sleaziest person in comics right now. He's such an unbelievable asshole that the whole creepy vibe of that death scene just matches his personality so well. I really want Wolvering to kick his ass when Dark Reing ends and tell him that's a huge dick and he looks like chode with his two claws. (Reply to this) (Parent)

thokstar, 2009-09-19 12:04 am UTC

asmith161718, 2009-09-19 12:13 am UTC

	greenmask 2009-09-19 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Oh Daken, I defended your hair, and now you are betraying me. Please don't do that, you are not Medusa. Also, your shoes are weird. Jerk. (Reply to this) (Thread)

silver_paired, 2009-09-19 03:41 am UTC

timemonkey, 2009-09-19 04:16 am UTC

punishermax, 2009-09-19 04:19 am UTC

timemonkey, 2009-09-19 04:20 am UTC

punishermax, 2009-09-19 04:24 am UTC

greenmask, 2009-09-19 02:08 pm UTC

	iwfan53 2009-09-19 12:52 am UTC (link)
	So if Draken is Frasier Crane, does that mean that he and Beast must sound a lot alike? (Reply to this)

	khamelea 2009-09-19 02:16 am UTC (link)
	That's a very well timed bus you got there, Daken! Ugh. (Reply to this)

	felinephoenix 2009-09-19 03:28 am UTC (link)
	I think what I "like" about this most is the "subtle" threat of prison rape he uses to make her panic. Doesn't help that I get the impression we're supposed to be chuckling along with Daken about it (what, I'm sure he was). (Reply to this)

	silver_paired 2009-09-19 04:19 am UTC (link)
	I'm just looking at her hair the first panel and wondering why the lingerie store is apparently so breezy. (Reply to this) (Thread)

bashzilla, 2009-09-19 08:50 pm UTC

	darkblade 2009-09-19 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Slightly offtopic but if people would care to remember the Amalgam Universe where among other fusions there was Darkclaw who was a combination of Batman and Wolverine. Well both parts of that fusion recently had annoying sons that no one knew about show up. Does this mean that Daken and Damian are cross-universe brothers? (Reply to this) (Thread)

proteus_lives, 2009-09-19 06:00 am UTC

neuhallidae, 2009-09-19 06:05 am UTC

xlineartx, 2009-09-19 06:36 am UTC

404glitch, 2009-09-19 09:46 am UTC

taggerung301, 2009-09-19 07:41 pm UTC

xlineartx, 2009-09-20 03:38 am UTC

felinephoenix, 2009-09-19 07:45 pm UTC

taggerung301, 2009-09-19 07:55 pm UTC

gypsydavy
2009-09-19 05:58 am UTC (link)

All I can think is how the hell does that dressing room work. What kind of lingerie store only has a curtain with one full open side where the salesperson just stares at you as you try on garments?

Also, isn't their a rule about not trying on store underwear without wearing your own underwear underneath? I mean, no one wants underwear that's been all up in some strangers hoohah (well...maybe some people, but not most). If just trying it on is a common practice I'm never going to buy anything that isn't the nice, inexpensive packaged Hanes underoos every again.

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dustbunny105, 2009-09-19 07:52 pm UTC

bashzilla, 2009-09-19 08:52 pm UTC

xlineartx, 2009-09-20 03:41 am UTC

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gypsydavy, 2009-09-21 06:01 pm UTC

	(Anonymous) 2009-09-21 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	It's not as if Logan never did anything this bad. "No VC, Frank. No VC." (Reply to this)