Heh. Urzkartaga being what he was in Perez (among other things, a plant), I'm not prepared to cede any fanwank or canon story that requires him to behave in a sentient, deliberate, or particularly human way. On the other hand, a potted sativa sitting next to Maury Povich with the caption "marriage counseling made me bi-curious" running along the bottom of the screen is about the most hilarious mental image I've had in months, so I may have to give you that one anyway.