You left out Scott "Slim" Summers, who was forced to wear glasses because without them, a devastating power would be unleashed, yet who 'won' the girl over the beautiful and wealthy Warren Worthington III! (The whole body-issues thing is sad, though, as, except for height, what guys obsess over can be worked on realistically, while what girls obsess on cannot, except for weight, which tends to be an overwhelming concern for some.)