I don't really mind this page. Peter soliloquizing about how much his life sucks has always been a part of Spider-Man. Or maybe it's just that everything else about the preview is worse. How does he manage to get a Spider Tracer on Chameleon's gun? If he's there, then why doesn't he just follow Chameleon afterwards and why does he say he should have waited for Chameleon? And THAT'S not as bad as the explanation of how he survived the acid, which depends on him covering himself with webbing before the acid hits him, even though we've already seen him being immersed in acid. And THAT isn't as bad as the advertising copy. I can understand making the selling point of of the next issue Black Cat's breasts if you've got nothing else going for you, but couldn't it be done a little more subtly? If not, couldn't it, at least, be done with better puns than "BRAce yourself?"
I get that they're marketing it to sixteen-year olds (Both real and as a result of arrested development), but why does it have to be to exceptionally stupid sixteen-year olds?