I thought that was a joke till I looked it up and found out there IS pink kryptonite, created by Peter David, which apparently turns guys gay. Ah, enlightened writing.
That is also the worst fucking dancing I've ever seen in my life. (and check out Light Lass' head, and then her legs, and then try to imagine the grotesque, sad, malformed mass that must be between. That or Robert Crumb's dream girl)