So... uh... wait - WHY did he chain the person whom he thought was his wife to the kitchen stove? And why, upon hearing about this, did the original Diana not divorce his sorry ass, but good? I mean, the man has issues, even by Wonder Woman standards (by which a woman chaining up a man, or a woman chaining up another woman, is, of course, perfectly all right, but a MAN chaining up a WOMAN? That's caveman behavior, that is.)