So, let me get this straight - people don't like going to prison because they're MEN'S prisons. If they were run by women, they'd be REALLY COOL, and everyone would want to be in them. Because while men's prisons are supposed to enforce responsibility, women's prisons enforce... um... irresponsibility? And then give their inmates responsible jobs afterwards. Which makes perfect sense.
And Etta Candy wears a cowboy hat.
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Marstons is da cwaaaaaaziest peoples...