Magneto Becomes an Emo Drunken Bum and Gets Schooled By Dani
I don't know why but badasses turning into big piles of emo always crack me up.
After facing the Beyonder the New Mutants fell into a psychological slump. Emma Frost approached Magneto and convinced him that she could help the students if they enrolled in her Massachusetts Academy (with the exception of Dani who didn't want to go). The result?