STAR SAPPHIRE: I'm going to kill you. Not because you used to be a Green Lantern. Not because, if you still had a green ring, you could kick my ass seven ways from Sunday. Not because your husband is a standby Green Lantern. I'm going to kill you . . . BECAUSE YOUR ROOMMATE IS A GREEN LANTERN!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Yeah, that was . . . I can't even figure out what to call it. It's so . . . beyond the pall of normal Fridging. It's halfway between Kyle's first girlfriend and some random person off the street. The drama is so . . . forced. God, I can't even. I. Can't. Even.