Well, all right, but this isn't the 40's/50's, this is modern day.
Oh, for- Fine, then, there's still a good chance he is, even in "modern day". I can't remember if he was 15 at the time of the first Ultimate Spidey issue, but if he was, that puts his birth year at 1985. The rate in the Northeast region at the time was anywhere between 65.7% and 78.2%, depending on which organization's survey you go by.
And this is getting way too far away from the original joke comment, so I'm calling this the end of it from my side.