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Tweak says, "kon kon"

volksjager (volksjager) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-06-05 20:55:00

Current music:

Blood ponies " he spelled Yale with a 6 "

Moonstone/Ms.Marvel shows us how "IT" is done!

Karla makes her move in Dark Avengers . The eduction IS on...

Also, caption that panel contest !

So, what does Bullseye's thought balloon say ????

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	zonictzonecop 2009-06-05 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	That is quite possibly the most boring pick up sequence I've ever read. Also what is Bullseye putting in his mouth? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	volksjager 2009-06-05 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	Borning ? He is brushing his teeth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	geoffsebesta 2009-06-05 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Sometimes a toothbrush is just a toothbrush. Not this time, though. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thosefew 2009-06-05 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	"I don't brush in the bathroom. I brush in the hallway. 'Cause I'm a rebel." (Reply to this) (Parent)

	queenursula 2009-06-05 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	seven pages from this issue have already been posted. i dont know if its ok to post this if its only one page, though (Reply to this) (Thread)

	volksjager 2009-06-05 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	Well, 25 pages of Titain #50 were posted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenursula 2009-06-05 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	the rules are that only seven pages from a new issue can be posted. dark avengers #5 came out this week (Reply to this) (Parent)

angelophile
2009-06-06 11:58 am UTC (link)

I'm afraid I'm going to have to back this up. Between then two other posters have stretched the page limit from a single issue. It sucks to be the last poster and then be told that it's your post that tips it over the limit, I know, and you have my sympathy. With new issues it's always going to be a case of first come, first serve, especially when the issue contains lots of thing people want to talk about.

So I do feel for you, but the full page is going to have to go. I don't think the single panel's going to hurt anyone, though. Or if you wanted to crop it down to a couple of panels it'll fly.

I know this seems needlessly picky. Sorry about that, but we're trying to be even handed about the rules.

Where were 25 pages of Titans posted?

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	okkult3000 2009-06-05 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	Marvel Boy, Sex Temp! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	volksjager 2009-06-05 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	In the previous issue, She chats him up on the plane. He seems clueless in the ways of trampy girls... No longer. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jarodrussell 2009-06-05 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	Fifth panel, are her boobs pointing in two directions? It looks like the left (her right) is going up and the right (her left) is sagging down. I know she controls gravity, so I'm not questioning it so much as looking to confirm that I see. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	volksjager 2009-06-05 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	You are correct. Perhaps she is sending Marvell subliminal Kree code via her tities ??? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jarodrussell 2009-06-05 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	My love of Karla Sofen continues to grow. Not only is she cool and a sociopath and blond, she can spit in the face of anyone making a "Boobs don't work that way" comment. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	taggerung301 2009-06-05 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	most likely (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nagaoka 2009-06-05 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Oh geez now I can't unsee it. She's using her left boob to actually make the "Come in here" gesture. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aaron_bourque 2009-06-05 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	"Hasn't Moony ever heard of a refractory period?" (Reply to this)

	mysteryfan 2009-06-05 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	No caption try, but oh my. Oh Marvel. Which one is that? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mysteryfan 2009-06-05 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	PS: It would be good if the same panel was not used consecutively. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mysteryfan 2009-06-05 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	PS PS: That is not a good font, especially for sexy talk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	superfan1 2009-06-05 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	Agree, but hey it works for some people apparently. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mysteryfan 2009-06-05 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. Yes. And upon further reflection, my problem is partly with the WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW? NOTHING. COME IN HERE THEN. It's pretty art. Fix the caps font subtle it up, I could be on board, I think. If it could just be subtlefied, I might be in. What the hell is going on with your fab new icon? I like it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aaron_bourque 2009-06-05 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, it does look like emotionless robot porn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

aaron_bourque
2009-06-06 05:25 am UTC (link)

Which reminds me of a local news anchor (fill-in--from where I used to live) who had a weird time expressing meaningful emotion. It became a joke in my family that she was actually a robot. We'd imitate her by evoking marionette-like movements, pantomiming swiveling in her news chair to the weather guy or the sports guy in a precise but herky-jerky manner. We decided her catchphrase was an emotionless, over-the-top "COMPLIANCE."

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	volksjager 2009-06-06 11:06 am UTC (link)
	????? seriously ? I'm thinkin' she fucked him right in half. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

aaron_bourque
2009-06-06 08:27 pm UTC (link)

The way they get together. I don't want to speculate on what happened after they closed the door, but the way she got him to go with him.

MOONSTONEBOT: QUERY, DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN?

MARVELBOYBOT: SUPPOSITION, I MUST SINCE I LIVE HERE.

MOONSTONEBOT: QUERY, DO YOU WANT TO GET IT ON, IT BEING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE OF A DEBASED AND POTENTIALLY VIOLENT MANNER?

MARVELBOYBOT: STATEMENT, THAT WOULD BE MOST SATISFACTORY.

. . .

Well, okay, a little speculation never hurt anyone.

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	foxhack 2009-06-05 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	Allright, who's hoping she gets pregnant and lays cockroach eggs instead of having a baby? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jarodrussell 2009-06-05 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure the North American Sofen reproduces by hurling an asteroid at the male suitor and then stealing babies from its closet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	superfan1 2009-06-05 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	Lol why do I think even though your kidding, it might actually happen? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bluefall 2009-06-05 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	Psh, Karla would never stoop to stealing Tigra's shtick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_tc_69 2009-06-05 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	Please tell me you're not insulting my Tigger, here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	:uses closest appropriate cat-person icon:: bluefall 2009-06-05 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	I take it you missed the whole "Tigra is pregnant by skrull!Pym and decides to keep the baby while having graphic dreams about spawning a whole litter of baby!skrulls that chew their way out of her uterus" thing? I envy you. It was really heinous. I wish I'd missed it. ;_; (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: :uses closest appropriate cat-person icon:: kitty_tc_69 2009-06-05 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	facepalm, shudder I wish I could believe you were joking. I wish I could believe that Marvel would never do that to any of their female characters, let alone one I love so much. I wish I could deny this. Sadly, I wouldn't even for a moment put it past them. siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: :uses closest appropriate cat-person icon:: seawolf10 2009-06-06 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Eh, be grateful you missed it. It was one of the more spectacularly PATHETIC pieces of writing I've seen in a while. And the art was needlessly explicit/graphic/gory, too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	volksjager 2009-06-05 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe she will bang Hank Pym. Hell if Hank takes out that douch' Reed Richards I would :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ian_karkull 2009-06-05 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	I don't get why this seems to upset some people. The woman hurls meteors around for a living, a little casual sex is a great way to relieve stress then. Anyone calling himself Marvel Boy is kinda asking for it anyway. So you go, Girl! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jarodrussell 2009-06-05 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	My guess is cuz they want Marvel Boy and Norman Osborne to hook up. You know those wacky slashers. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	janegray 2009-06-06 05:25 am UTC (link)
	I can't imagine anybody wanting Norman Osborne to hook up with anybody. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	janegray 2009-06-06 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Motto. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Comment? (Anonymous) 2009-06-05 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	"Dammit, Karla. You beat me to him. And I brushed my teeth for nothing." (Reply to this)

	pyrotwilight 2009-06-05 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	...Well that's one way to have Captain Marvel and Ms. Marvel get it on. And I suppose Marvel Boy is the sanest member of the of the Dark Thundebolts. (Reply to this)

	jupiterrhode 2009-06-05 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	Come in here, then? That is the lamest pick up line evar. (Reply to this)

	pensive1 2009-06-06 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Bullseye is just doing what they won't be (re the later: is that how Earth girls Do It comment). oh s_d 2.0, making even the worst drivel enjoyable by comments (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pensive1 2009-06-06 12:16 am UTC (link)
	p.s. Bullseye is just brushing his teeth casually, knowing Moonstone is getting sloppy seconds. (Reply to this) (Parent)